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Monday, November 19, 2012

Chinese food is small

The extended family is sitting around the dining table at my sister's house and we're hungry.  My brother-in-law went to buy Chinese food and it didn't take long for us to start chowing down on the chow mein.

"God, why are these wings so small?" asks someone at the table.

"It's because they're Chinese!" says my mother without missing a beat.

God, I love ethnic cuisine.