Me... (pt. 2)

1. Associates himself with his name
2. Feels like he could never be a Mike, John, Peter, Dave or Andrew
3. Will correct you if you call him Steve
4. Will not answer you if you call him Steve more than once
5. Is not kidding with 3 and 4
6. Likes that people can’t make fun of his name because it doesn’t naturally rhyme with anything (Steven Peeven? Come fuckin’ on)
7. Was a fat kid
8. Had two chins, four stomach rolls, chubby cheeks, moobs and thighs that sparked when he walked
9. Realized he was no longer fat when his thighs no longer rubbed against each other
10. Hates it when people say he should gain weight (a.k.a. like when he was "young and innocent") because they believe fat = healthy
11. Sometimes wishes he could just pack on 40 pounds to shut everyone up
12. Knows he never will pack on 40 pounds just to piss everyone off
13. Is the least photogenic person on the planet, but...
14. Has grown into his looks
15. Has accepted the fact that he will never look like anyone else, and that makes him special
16. Spends little time in front of a mirror, unless he’s washing his hands
17. Has very curly hair and hates it
18. Has had red hair, orange hair (by mistake), blonde hair, black hair, various shades of brown
19. Suffers from trichotillomania
20. Had a patch of hair missing at the front of his head which took almost a year to completely grow back