Shot in the ass

Those little cupids had a hard time spreading the word on Valentine's Day. Their chubby little bodies are a bit too heavy for those tiny wings to carry all that excess poundage when flying around the world, shooting unsuspecting people in the butt with arrows.

So, in order to spread the word (and to shoot the occasional bystander in the ass), I thought it would be a good idea to lend them a hand.

I mean, who doesn't want some lovin' on Valentine's Day?

Apparently, not everyone.

With a few clicks of the mouse and the occasional dial of a phone number, I spread some love around like a cheap hooker who has to has to work it because her rent was due. The reactions were mixed. Someone asked me who the hell I was, another person rolled their eyes over the phone, and (strangely enough) I had someone who blessed me.

And, I wasn't sneezing.

But, within those oddities, there were a few grateful (and pleasantly surprised) people. It took so little to make them feel loved.

In all honesty, I did have to work the pavement, though.

But, the rent was paid in full, and the johns were satisfied.