I finish up my business and wash my hands. When I’m done, I lean back, making sure I can see myself in the mirror and notice a big, wet spot on my crotch. Apparently, there was water on the concrete counter and when I was washing my hands, I leaned forward too much.
Now, it looks like I pissed my pants because of where the wet spot is. To top it off, I’m wearing cream-coloured pants. Why this didn’t happen when wearing black ones, I don’t know. Murphy’s Law, perhaps?
I try blotting it with paper, but it doesn’t work and Pottery Barn doesn’t have a blowdryer like most other restrooms (it doesn’t fit in with the ambience).
The only thing I can do is wrap the sweater I have with me around my waist. I don’t want to walk up to JG with a huge wet spot on my crotch. It’s not like I can blame it on a night of drinking. It’s only 6 p.m.