I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me.

Monday, March 06, 2006

Me... (pt. 4)

  1. Is self-deprecating
  2. Will laugh if you tell a funny joke about him (don’t tell an unfunny one, or he will cut you)
  3. Has a dark sense of humour
  4. Laughed throughout Interview With a Vampire (and in Titanic where the bodies are falling off the capsising boat and making thud sounds)
  5. Is sardonic, not sarcastic
  6. Smirks unconsciously and isn’t usually thinking of anything bad when he’s smirking – seriously
  7. Will talk to (almost) anyone who talks to him
  8. Will not talk to those who he does not like and will not pretend to like those he does not like
  9. Speaks, reads and writes in several languages
  10. Is not a master of any one of the above
  11. Loves television
  12. Has only one favourite television program
  13. Has eclectic taste in film
  14. Does not have a favourite movie
  15. Is a voracious reader
  16. Has eclectic taste in reading materials (from Vanity Fair to, uh, Vanity Fair)
  17. Does not like sports (although he can serve and hit a ball over a net)
  18. Hates to exercise, yet loves to walk for hours and hours
  19. Cannot bend over and touch his toes, but…
  20. Can throw his legs over and behind his head


Blogger Kevin said...

#20 ... good to know ...


March 06, 2006 8:02 am  
Blogger Steven said...

Six: Is that the only interesting thing you can comment on?

March 06, 2006 8:25 pm  
Blogger Kevin said...


March 07, 2006 1:17 pm  
Blogger Kevin said...

Would you rather have me say that every single one of your 80 attributes has struck a chord with me? Because it has.

I, however, opted to go for the humor rather than blatantly reveal my admiration of you.

March 07, 2006 1:19 pm  
Anonymous newbie said...

Ok, I'm sorry to have to ask. Am I the only one who doesn't know what television show?

March 08, 2006 10:19 pm  
Blogger Steven said...

Newbie: If I say the name of the show, people will either say, "That kinda makes sense," or they'll say, "That boy don' make no sense..."

March 08, 2006 11:33 pm  
Anonymous newbie said...

Ah, wisely stroking chin. It is all very clear to me, now.

March 09, 2006 8:25 pm  

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