Monday, November 16, 2009

Thin lips, thick lips

Being someone who doesn’t kiss and tell, I’ve come across some sets of lips that don’t know what they’re doing. Sometimes their shape doesn’t matter, while other times it does.

Thin top and bottom lip: it feels like you’re practically kissing teeth and that isn’t pleasant.

Thin top and thick bottom lip: is one of the better options because you can easily suck on the bottom lip while... never mind.

Thick top and thin bottom lip: is an awkward combination and would only work if your top lip was thin and bottom lip was thick because the shapes would result in a ying-yang situation.

Thick top and bottom lip: it feels like a suction cup and I should know because mine are like that.

In the end, it doesn’t really matter what the shape of them are, as long as they know what they’re doing.

6 comments:

about a boy said...

amen brother.

Random Thinker said...

thick top, thick bottom...

that's me.

(I was referring to my lips, dammit!)

Brand New W said...

"In the end, it doesn’t really matter what the shape of them are, as long as they know what they’re doing."

And where they're doing it to.

Cincinnati NAMjA said...

I never thought of it this why. You are definitly right!

Anonymous said...

Never thought of it that way. I've always touted the "Less tongue, more lip" philosophy... cant' stand having to towel off after a bad kiss.

Generic Viagra said...

This is really true I agree with you because I remember when I kissed a girl who practically wanted to kissing my teeth it was weird I got totally disappointed and never and ever I'll kiss her again.