We never hung out

As I'm sitting on my couch, watching TV, my phone beeps and I lean over to pick it up.  It's from C, a guy who I just recently spoke to, but haven't been out with.

"sry.  I had a good time but I'm not really interested in hanging out again," says the text.

"Umm.  We never hung out.  I don't know who you're talking about."  I text back.

"who is this?" is the reply.

Like really?  Just how many people with the same name as me have you been going out with?  And, how many in the past week?  Jesus, fuck.  Delete, delete, delete.