I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Slut-ebrity strikes again

Yours truly, reluctant media whore numero uno, popped up in the papers, again.

I hate it.

Now, I know how Paris Hilton feels - without the scabies.

Why is it always the little media outlets that want to bring me down?

Why can't a major newspaper, or national broadcaster screw over my life?

Imagine having a hoard of papparazzi harassing me, stalking me, photographing me while I'm coming out of the loo with a piece of TP on my shoe.

Now, that would be newsworthy.

But, I guess the question shouldn't be why they want to bring me down, but why I am bringing myself down.

And, the more I think about it, the more my head hurts.

God, I need a drink... or four.

Thankfully, I always have a flask filled with a little sumthin' strapped onto my leg for such emergencies.

1 Comments:

Blogger whatsthebuzz said...

I know you hate it, but...it's about time you got some credit. I know it's not exactly ideal when your client is supposed to be the focal point, but you must have done something special that's standing out. Probably something you've been doing all along, and those office people you work for have swept it under the carpet...but the media noticed. I hope this ends up working to your advantage, even though it's not being aimed where you'd like. Hey, press is good, even when it's negative...right? LOL!

November 25, 2005 1:37 am  

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