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Friday, March 31, 2006

My body lies over 8th and Ocean

In a place where art deco buildings line the busy streets, sandy beaches and blue water wash over a vast majority of land, and beautiful people cover everything in between, two groups of young people are trying to make it big in the cutthroat world of modelling.

Watching over these model hopefuls is Irene Marie, a 200-year-old creature who manages to express no emotion when emoting an expression. Her soul may not live on when she passes (if she passes), but her body will be preserved for another thousand years.

Each passing day has castings and photoshoots that the models must attend, for fear of reprisal from the plasti-Queen. Some models want to be rich and famous, while others already believe they are.

There are bitchy words and bitchy people. There are temper tantrums reminiscent of Naomi Campbell’s. There is more attitude that you can shake a stick at – and these models know what sticks look like, since they resemble them after not being fed in weeks.

These stories are fantasies.

They’re stupid. They’re ridiculous. They’re preposterous.

And they’re so addictive.

Catch out 8th and Ocean, MTV’s new "reality" series about the world of modelling in Miami.

It’s Crack TV. Once you take a hit, you'll want more... and more.

2 Comments:

Blogger tornwordo said...

Waaaah, we don't get MTV.

Your description makes me want to get it though, darn.

March 31, 2006 7:09 am  
Blogger S said...

Torn: It actually gives on many CTV stations in Canada (check your local listings past 11 p.m.).

March 31, 2006 9:28 am  

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