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Friday, May 02, 2008

Gold sparkles

I just found gold sparkles on my penis and have no idea how they got there.

14 Comments:

Blogger Random Thinker said...

did a fairy visit you recently?

or maybe it's a premonition that you're coming into money soon?

May 02, 2008 7:46 am  
Blogger Sunshine said...

Have you been working in the glitter mines again? :P Steven, once again, glitter mines are where we send straight guys. You're not suppose to go there yourself. ;)

May 02, 2008 9:22 am  
Blogger about a boy said...

dammit. random beat me to it.

May 02, 2008 10:04 am  
Blogger RomanHans said...

Maybe they migrated up from your balls?

May 02, 2008 12:03 pm  
Blogger dit said...

Dipping your wick in the glitter jar again? lol I think we need a photo.

May 02, 2008 12:45 pm  
Blogger Chris said...

It's fairy dust, honey. It washes right off.

May 02, 2008 1:40 pm  
Blogger DavisMcDavis said...

Was Tinkerbell giving you a BJ, perhaps? Or maybe that old creepy guy that dresses like Peter Pan? You should show us a picture so we can examine it.

May 02, 2008 4:27 pm  
Blogger Marquis said...

Insert jock here>>>

May 02, 2008 8:07 pm  
Anonymous ScottK said...

That will teach you to not stand so close to the glitter/confetti cannon while you are go go dancing and entertsing "clients" again.

May 03, 2008 12:22 am  
Anonymous ScottK said...

uh entertaining

May 03, 2008 12:24 am  
Anonymous Glenn said...

How many times do I have to tell you to stay away from the drag queens? You NEVER listen!

May 04, 2008 3:25 pm  
Blogger Shirley Heezgay! said...

let this be a lesson to you: don't stand too close to richard simmons

May 04, 2008 4:03 pm  
Blogger Doghigh said...

Oh I can't stand it anymore - even your oo-hoo is glam.

May 08, 2008 2:55 pm  
Anonymous DAVID NEAL said...

THATS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I'VE READ IN A LONG TIME I LAUGHED FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES THANK YOU

May 10, 2008 1:36 am  

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