Gold sparkles
I just found gold sparkles on my penis and have no idea how they got there.
Authored by S at 12:00 am
Friday, May 02, 2008
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14 Comments:
did a fairy visit you recently?
or maybe it's a premonition that you're coming into money soon?
Have you been working in the glitter mines again? :P Steven, once again, glitter mines are where we send straight guys. You're not suppose to go there yourself. ;)
dammit. random beat me to it.
Maybe they migrated up from your balls?
Dipping your wick in the glitter jar again? lol I think we need a photo.
It's fairy dust, honey. It washes right off.
Was Tinkerbell giving you a BJ, perhaps? Or maybe that old creepy guy that dresses like Peter Pan? You should show us a picture so we can examine it.
Insert jock here>>>
That will teach you to not stand so close to the glitter/confetti cannon while you are go go dancing and entertsing "clients" again.
uh entertaining
How many times do I have to tell you to stay away from the drag queens? You NEVER listen!
let this be a lesson to you: don't stand too close to richard simmons
Oh I can't stand it anymore - even your oo-hoo is glam.
THATS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I'VE READ IN A LONG TIME I LAUGHED FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES THANK YOU
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