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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Too big for my britches

For some reason, I've been noticing my undies aren't fitting right. I don't know if it's because the underwear are too small (doubtful), or my dick is too big (hopeful, but doubtful). It's a strange sensation, having it roll down your leg (something a woman will never experience unless she's a drag queen).

Sometimes I do have to tuck it underneath just because it won't fit anywhere else.

And I’m not even going to start with the chafing issue, because there's a bit of that going on, too.

When I was young, I used to tuck because I wore Y-fronts. There wasn't much to manoeuvre, so it wasn't an issue. When I grew in age, height, length, and girth, I began to wear boxer-briefs because they were comfortable and didn't require to be changed when pants were removed to walk around the house.

Not anymore.

Since I'm a realist at heart, I wish I could say it's because of puberty, even though I'd rather think it's because my dick is huge. Nah. I probably just have to buy bigger undies.

17 Comments:

Blogger Steven said...

BTW, I'm gone for the long weekend.

Read up on the archives.

There's plenty to keep you entertained.

May 15, 2008 7:15 am  
Blogger DavisMcDavis said...

Well, hello! Ha ha...

May 15, 2008 9:28 am  
Blogger vodka&crackers said...

whoa! well helloooo :)

May 15, 2008 3:20 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say if you cannot tuck it let me suck it!

May 16, 2008 8:25 pm  
Blogger Bobby Vanquish said...

Oh right - so I didn't realise that you may be Jewish.
;-)

May 18, 2008 6:39 pm  
Blogger Greg said...

Hmmmmmm ....

On a totally unrelated note, if you are ever going to be visiting Sacramento, CA - let me know....
lol

You, Steven, are porn material!

May 19, 2008 1:58 am  
Blogger Preposterous Ponderings said...

Holy F-me sideways!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

Next time drop the undies!!

May 19, 2008 5:15 pm  
Blogger TheDreamer said...

Exhibitionist! Mind you, it's not like you've got anything to hide :)

May 19, 2008 5:30 pm  
Blogger haliaeetusguys said...

So what size do you wear? You've got nothing to complain about! - Volker

May 19, 2008 5:59 pm  
Blogger + Marco Polo + said...

Who writes a blog about their loose underwear... fantastic

May 19, 2008 11:26 pm  
Blogger Anonymous Blogger said...

whoa. nice.

May 20, 2008 1:07 pm  
Blogger dit said...

Oh my, weird sensation. My pants are getting tighter. lol

May 20, 2008 2:33 pm  
Blogger Chicago's Bi Guy said...

I'm not sure what the problem is. The look normal fitting to me. isn't that the way underwear is supppose to fit?

May 21, 2008 2:53 pm  
Blogger Doghigh said...

Is it ratings sweeps week????

May 21, 2008 3:03 pm  
Blogger Soul Seared Dreamer said...

I'm with Chicago's Bi Guy.. they look like they fit fine to me.

May 25, 2008 11:34 am  
OpenID dailybriefing said...

big weenie

May 27, 2008 11:46 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

suck?

June 23, 2008 10:07 am  

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