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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Too big for my britches

For some reason, I've been noticing my undies aren't fitting right. I don't know if it's because the underwear are too small (doubtful), or my dick is too big (hopeful, but doubtful). It's a strange sensation, having it roll down your leg (something a woman will never experience unless she's a drag queen).

Sometimes I do have to tuck it underneath just because it won't fit anywhere else.

And I’m not even going to start with the chafing issue, because there's a bit of that going on, too.

When I was young, I used to tuck because I wore Y-fronts. There wasn't much to manoeuvre, so it wasn't an issue. When I grew in age, height, length, and girth, I began to wear boxer-briefs because they were comfortable and didn't require to be changed when pants were removed to walk around the house.

Not anymore.

Since I'm a realist at heart, I wish I could say it's because of puberty, even though I'd rather think it's because my dick is huge. Nah. I probably just have to buy bigger undies.


Blogger Steven said...

BTW, I'm gone for the long weekend.

Read up on the archives.

There's plenty to keep you entertained.

May 15, 2008 7:15 am  
Blogger DavisMcDavis said...

Well, hello! Ha ha...

May 15, 2008 9:28 am  
Blogger vodka&crackers said...

whoa! well helloooo :)

May 15, 2008 3:20 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say if you cannot tuck it let me suck it!

May 16, 2008 8:25 pm  
Blogger Bobby Vanquish said...

Oh right - so I didn't realise that you may be Jewish.

May 18, 2008 6:39 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmm ....

On a totally unrelated note, if you are ever going to be visiting Sacramento, CA - let me know....

You, Steven, are porn material!

May 19, 2008 1:58 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy F-me sideways!!!!


Next time drop the undies!!

May 19, 2008 5:15 pm  
Blogger TheDreamer said...

Exhibitionist! Mind you, it's not like you've got anything to hide :)

May 19, 2008 5:30 pm  
Blogger haliaeetusguys said...

So what size do you wear? You've got nothing to complain about! - Volker

May 19, 2008 5:59 pm  
Blogger + Marco Polo + said...

Who writes a blog about their loose underwear... fantastic

May 19, 2008 11:26 pm  
Blogger Anonymous Blogger said...

whoa. nice.

May 20, 2008 1:07 pm  
Blogger dit said...

Oh my, weird sensation. My pants are getting tighter. lol

May 20, 2008 2:33 pm  
Blogger Chicago's Bi Guy said...

I'm not sure what the problem is. The look normal fitting to me. isn't that the way underwear is supppose to fit?

May 21, 2008 2:53 pm  
Blogger Doghigh said...

Is it ratings sweeps week????

May 21, 2008 3:03 pm  
Blogger Soul Seared Dreamer said...

I'm with Chicago's Bi Guy.. they look like they fit fine to me.

May 25, 2008 11:34 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

big weenie

May 27, 2008 11:46 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


June 23, 2008 10:07 am  

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