Too big for my britches

For some reason, I've been noticing my undies aren't fitting right. I don't know if it's because the underwear are too small (doubtful), or my dick is too big (hopeful, but doubtful). It's a strange sensation, having it roll down your leg (something a woman will never experience unless she's a drag queen).

Sometimes I do have to tuck it underneath just because it won't fit anywhere else.

And I’m not even going to start with the chafing issue, because there's a bit of that going on, too.

When I was young, I used to tuck because I wore Y-fronts. There wasn't much to manoeuvre, so it wasn't an issue. When I grew in age, height, length, and girth, I began to wear boxer-briefs because they were comfortable and didn't require to be changed when pants were removed to walk around the house.

Not anymore.

Since I'm a realist at heart, I wish I could say it's because of puberty, even though I'd rather think it's because my dick is huge. Nah. I probably just have to buy bigger undies.