Do I look like a hooker?

After jokingly talking to K about my talents and how I shouldn't talk about them because it makes me sound like a hooker.

Then comes irony and perfect comic timing, smacking me across the back of my head: I get an invite to take part in an orgy and am offered money for sex two days afterward.

Do I look like a hooker? Is that the impression I give? Apparently. Maybe I should consider raising my rates. At least I can make some extra cash on the side in case I don't have a tax rebate next year.