You forgot we already went out

Human behaviour always strikes me as fascinating when stupidity is involved.  On more than one occasion, I've been hit on by the same people who I've gone out with before. 

Now, I know I'm not someone who ranks in the George Clooney kind of awe-inspiring wonderment, but I do manage to leave some sort of impression; good or bad.  Chances are, if we've gone out, you'll know what I look like since I've looked (and sounded) the same for the better part of a decade.

But, when someone - albeit, randomly - asks you how you're doing and if you want to hang out (Did I say I'm single and/or in an open relationship?) when you already have, then I have to remind them.  Ya know, I'm like that.

Some people just can't get their heads (in the case of men, either one of their heads) out of their assholes.  Get it out of there and think for once.  Fuck, have you already dated everyone and are doing another round, just to make sure you haven't missed out the first time?  Seriously.

Yeah, I'm doing well.  BTW, we've already gone out.  Thanks!