Foundation is only skin deep
There is a good-looking, hip-dressed guy who commutes on the same train as mine who grabs my attention every time I see him. Why? It’s because of his skin; specifically, it’s because of the appearance of his skin.
While most people have a white pallour during the cold months of winter, he manages to have a bit too much colour on his face. And, I know why. He uses foundation, and it’s not well applied. Whether he uses L’Oréal or Lancôme, it doesn’t matter. It looks awful.
The colour does not have the tone of someone who frequents the tanning salon, or of someone who knows his way around a self-tanner. It’s not orange, but a shade of dusty-rose.
In all honesty, I used a little bit of foundation to cover up a bad pimple in my early teens. But, it didn’t last for long. The foundation brought more attention to the bump on my face (because it was the wrong shade). So, instead of walking around with the perception of perfect skin, the only thing you’d see was a pinkish mark on my mug.
It’s going to be hard not to stare at him when we pass by each other, especially since I just found out he works in the same building as I do, just below me.
Fuck.
Update: Today, I almost stuck out my finger and dragged it down his cheek to see if it smudges.
While most people have a white pallour during the cold months of winter, he manages to have a bit too much colour on his face. And, I know why. He uses foundation, and it’s not well applied. Whether he uses L’Oréal or Lancôme, it doesn’t matter. It looks awful.
The colour does not have the tone of someone who frequents the tanning salon, or of someone who knows his way around a self-tanner. It’s not orange, but a shade of dusty-rose.
In all honesty, I used a little bit of foundation to cover up a bad pimple in my early teens. But, it didn’t last for long. The foundation brought more attention to the bump on my face (because it was the wrong shade). So, instead of walking around with the perception of perfect skin, the only thing you’d see was a pinkish mark on my mug.
It’s going to be hard not to stare at him when we pass by each other, especially since I just found out he works in the same building as I do, just below me.
Fuck.
Update: Today, I almost stuck out my finger and dragged it down his cheek to see if it smudges.
16 Comments:
sounds like a train wreck... you just can't help but look.
Slip him a picture of Tammy Faye Bakker WhateverHerLastNameIsThisWeek. Maybe that will be a wake up call.
Foundation. I don't get it. What's wrong with the winter reality? We look pasty and white. So what?
Maybe you can give him your eyeliner and mascara. Perhaps he just needs a little MORE makeup?
There's a guy in my gym who gets completely made up when he's done...foundation powder, blush, little eye shadow, everything...
his foundation's a touch too light for his skin, too...I want to ask TEH GAYS when they get makeup if they're smart enough to match their skin tone.
(by the way, cool: the first part of my word verification for this post is gnaw)
Do it! I totally support you dragging a finger down his cheek.....but only if you wipe it off on his white jacket afterwards.
i double dog dare you to do it!
both of my exes wore foundation. ugh. ive never touched the stuff.
I've worn eye makeup on a few occasions. But my boyfriend at the time, a cosmetician, did it for me. And it looked pretty damn good, I must say. Just a little glam :)
"Stuck your finger out".....oh, that sounds naughty. And on the train, besides! But I do like it when you say fuck.
Are you riding the train with Austin Scarlett?
men and make up..turn off!!! Nothing like natural oily skin!
Ugh...gross. What happened to the good old days when it was acceptable for men to be ugly?
ahh how sad! he probably believes that he looks flawless, maybe he needs someone like you to tell him that his foundation is not the right one.
I have never used foundation, I could never match my skin color under the terrible store lights, plus I have facial hair so I will look like a cheap drag queen haha
but I use : Jean Paul Gaultier's bronze and its awesome, nobody cant tell that I am wearing it :) and its made for men, so I dont feel too gay covering it my face with it haha
This totally reminds of the seen in Bird Cage when the son does just that and wipes Robin Williams makeup on the wall. Robin only says, "we just had the walls sponged".
You should use a spoon or a credit card to scrape down his face. That would be ever so more dramatic.
kb
Shit. *putting down my viva glam compact*
I thought I looked nice.
LOL - that's terrible! You should leave the poor guy alone!!! :P
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