Wax paper
Even though you have no choice when having to respond to your GI system, you can still choose the bathroom you’ll be requiring to answer your, um… call.
But, there’s a problem when the loo isn’t up to par with poo.
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Since I have to use the facilities, there is no other choice but to take care of the situation ASAP. The loo is in a fancy-schmancy office tower in downtown, supervised by one of the top building mangers in the country.
When I’m finished, I look over to the TP dispenser and am shocked. Not because there’s no TP, but because the TP they use is the same stuff my primary school used: wax paper.
Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with a 2x2 piece of wax paper? You know what happens when you try to do it? That’s right! Your shit gets smeared. All over your ass crack.
Thankfully, I’m a self-cleaning version, so there wasn’t much to smear. I just have to remember that next time, I'll put my GI system call straight to voicemail.
Note: Have a non-shitty weekend!
But, there’s a problem when the loo isn’t up to par with poo.
**
Since I have to use the facilities, there is no other choice but to take care of the situation ASAP. The loo is in a fancy-schmancy office tower in downtown, supervised by one of the top building mangers in the country.
When I’m finished, I look over to the TP dispenser and am shocked. Not because there’s no TP, but because the TP they use is the same stuff my primary school used: wax paper.
Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with a 2x2 piece of wax paper? You know what happens when you try to do it? That’s right! Your shit gets smeared. All over your ass crack.
Thankfully, I’m a self-cleaning version, so there wasn’t much to smear. I just have to remember that next time, I'll put my GI system call straight to voicemail.
Note: Have a non-shitty weekend!
Authored by S at 12:00 am
8 Comments:
I hate to use public restrooms in particular to crap.
Remind me to bring my own toilet paper to Canada - or at least to Ontario.
I've never heard of wax-like toilet paper.
"I'm a self-cleaning version".....I'm not even going to ask.
I do, however, have a very vivid picture in my mind. I also have four-inch squares of waxed paper I absconded with from a Russian hotel room in 1986. Apparently, it was supposed to be used for the same thing as you're mentioning.
I NEVER shit in public. I HATE IT. I avoid it all costs. If I HAVE to, I search for the most private bathroom around, which often entails me running into a five star hotel somewhere. Ack! Wax paper!!!
Wax paper???!!!...you crazy Canadians!
I know there's going to be a time when I have to, but as of yet, I have never done business at the office.
Always carry a travel packet of buttwipes. Aka baby wipes.
ok everyone, this is the land of trees
there is a great array of tp available here... I haven't encountered the "waxy" kind in decades
and Stephen... dear... I'm sure it's just the finish of the paper. My primary school had that kind, too, but think about it: adding wax would add too much cost
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