Craigslist matchmaker

As I’m going through Craigslist, selling off my wares to make a little extra money, I decide to go through the personals section as a larf.

While I’m scanning the listings, I can’t help but giggle at some of them. Some of the photos they use are fakes because I recognize the models. Do they really think no one will notice an underwear model lives in Bumfuck, Nowhere is looking for sex on Craigslist? And, even if they are, will want to have sex with some out-of-shape, beer-guzzling 50-year-old? I doubt it.

Basically, these people are looking for the same thing, but after a while, it seems like a cut-and-paste job.

To paraphrase the posts... I want you to put this here and that there, fill this up, play with this, suck and rub that, it has to be this length and this width, etc.

As a form of entertainment, I start to scan the posts for similarities. With this, I can help them out. Find a fuck, you could say. With each compliementary post I see, I click on the Craigslist e-mail and send the other person the appropriate link.

If I can help two people get each other off, then I know I’ve done my good deed for the day.