Morning face

With all of the work that we go through to look our best when going out (and hopefully, getting lucky), it’s a wonder why we spend so much time to look good when the aftermath is so bad.

The morning face is definitely not a pretty one.

There’s the messy hair, the lines on the face, the crusty stuff in the corner of the eyes, the open mouth, bad breath, dry lips, and probably some dry bodily fluids somewhere. It’s almost as if you rolled out of a dumpster (and in some cases, that probably isn’t far from the truth).

To solve this problem, I propose something that may be considered somewhat radical: Go out in public looking like you do in when you wake up.

Basically, you end up showing potential partners what you’ll look like after you have your way with them. They’ll see you looking like shit eventually, so what’s the problem? An added benefit is you don’t ever have to spend another second getting ready because you’ll look the same every second of the day – awake, or asleep.

Of course, some faces need a little extra attention and I would suggest having them wake up extra early to get ready before their bedmate wakes up in order not to scare them shitless when they open their eyes.