Snort
Being someone who commutes to and from work by train, I am able to sit down and let the world pass by, while avoiding traffic jams and road rage. Best of all, if I have something to read, I can keep myself entertained with the latest edition of whatever magazine I’m carrying with me.
Unfortunately, this time, my eyes are so tired, the words begin to blur and eventually turn a shade of black.
Suddenly, I hear a snort. It’s loud enough to shake me back to consciousness from my (supposed) slumber. Jesus, who the hell was snoring so loudly? I think.
Looking around, I see there are a few people staring at me. Then it hits me: it was me. I was snoring so loudly, that I woke myself up with the noise.
Instead of having my face change colour from tan to red in embarrassment, I turn around and act as if nothing happened.
From now on, I am never going to sleep on the train. Ever.
Unfortunately, this time, my eyes are so tired, the words begin to blur and eventually turn a shade of black.
Suddenly, I hear a snort. It’s loud enough to shake me back to consciousness from my (supposed) slumber. Jesus, who the hell was snoring so loudly? I think.
Looking around, I see there are a few people staring at me. Then it hits me: it was me. I was snoring so loudly, that I woke myself up with the noise.
Instead of having my face change colour from tan to red in embarrassment, I turn around and act as if nothing happened.
From now on, I am never going to sleep on the train. Ever.
Authored by S at 12:00 am
10 Comments:
You know south of your border, snoring is a ground for divorce. Or something.
Lol, at least you gave your fellow commuters a bright day!
Is there a bit railway network in Ontario?
Kev in NZ
Ever, huh? I've done that, too. LOL! And I think I will do it again, if you please. [giggle]
haha! too funny!
I've done that in business meetings before. Well, almost. Without the sound, but with the jolt.
I wanted to die.
lol! ive fallen asleep on the train though ive never snorted. i usually wake up when my head starts to tilt to the other side.
LOL. My boyfriend once fell asleep in a movie theatre and started snoring!
I must've missed something. Congratulations on your new job.
You get to sleep??
Lucky bastard. Tell me what it's like.
LOL!! i hate it when that happens!!
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