Countdown to the apocalypse
Tick… Tick… Tick…
Can you hear that? That sound? Do you know what it is? It’s time, ticking away as the end approaches.
On January the 10th, the world will implode on itself and everyone and everything will disappear in a cloud of dust. Ashes to ashes. Humanity will cease. There will be no rat-infested dwellings to live in, no overly-chlorinated water to drink, no forms of entertainment to mock, no double-knit polyester to wear as a last resort. Nothing.
Poof. Just like that. In a cloud of smoke.
And, the apocalypse better come, since that's the only way I can avoid my birthday tomorrow and leave behind a smokin' hot (literally) 25-year-old body.
Can you hear that? That sound? Do you know what it is? It’s time, ticking away as the end approaches.
On January the 10th, the world will implode on itself and everyone and everything will disappear in a cloud of dust. Ashes to ashes. Humanity will cease. There will be no rat-infested dwellings to live in, no overly-chlorinated water to drink, no forms of entertainment to mock, no double-knit polyester to wear as a last resort. Nothing.
Poof. Just like that. In a cloud of smoke.
And, the apocalypse better come, since that's the only way I can avoid my birthday tomorrow and leave behind a smokin' hot (literally) 25-year-old body.
Authored by S at 12:00 am
8 Comments:
No, no. You don't escape if the rest of us cannot! :)
Have a great birthday, Steven! - with an increasing understanding that you are getting better not older!
Well, there is another way to avoid it - but let's not go there. :P Anyway, happy birthday Steven. Try and have a good day. Do something to spoil yourself. :)
I dont even want to hear it. 26? I would kill to be 26 again. Silly boy.
Whining about 26? Get over it and enjoy your youth. Trust me, it doesn't last.
Careful what you wish for, because I'll likely be dead tomorrow with the encroaching deep freeze coming South from the North Pole. So I have to send you my good wishes before I become a stranded ice sculpture in the ditch.
Happy Birthday Steven!
Listen, this smokin' hot body of yours...could prove useful in this impending arctic blizzard. I can just toss you off, or into the furnace. Makes me feel warm.
Mate..there is life after 30!!!! Happy Birthday!
Two things...
It's TOMORROW, and I'm NOT turning 30!!
25 mins and counting...
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