I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me.

Monday, December 25, 2006

Not so silent night

Family. Food. Farts.


It's just like every other (gassy) holiday.


Anonymous Glenn said...

My nephew received a "fart machine" as a silly Christmas present. (He's 12; they appreciate those kinds of gifts at that age. And no, I did not give it to him). I should have sent you one.

Merry Christmas S.

December 25, 2006 3:55 pm  
Blogger Lewis said...

What? No frilly, frumpy, or fucked up? How diappointing.

December 25, 2006 4:44 pm  
Blogger Timmy said...


December 26, 2006 7:28 am  
Blogger Kevin said...


December 26, 2006 9:25 am  
Blogger Steven said...

Glenn: Admit it, you gave him that fart machine.

Lewis: Ok, I changed it (I had to - it was taunting me).

Timmy: I was the designated driver, so, not this time.

Six: Festive. Yeah. Ok. I can work with that one.

December 26, 2006 10:44 am  
Blogger fakir005 said...

If you are going to FART make sure you are not constipated. Because if you are you'll smell. Use a tea spoon or two psillium seed hulk (skin) atleast twice a week. A good source of Psillium seed is Metamucil (a brand name I've nothing to do with and I make no money if you buy). Use plenty of water if you want to drink it like juice. Psillium is a fiber that acts like a laxativee if you are constipated. But it stops your diarreah by absorbing water from your system.

I had a very lonely Xmas day. Not really. I had Xmas dinner at Sheraton. Actually they have teamed up with Madison Square Garden and served meals at Felt Form. Sheraton has been doing it for a number of years although last millenium they were doing it in one of the Sheraton Kitchens.

I take metamucil though and I don't fart. What Else I can Say.

December 26, 2006 10:45 am  
Blogger Kelly said...

you made spit up my screwdriver... too fucking funny!!! Hope you had a great holiday!! kelly and jeff

December 26, 2006 11:05 am  
Anonymous Shaney said...

lol I was just telling Lewis how my Father favors his farts be at the dinner table with visitors...Glad I boycotted the whole Christmas deal this year...xox

December 27, 2006 5:32 pm  
Blogger knottyboy said...

I thought that was rudolf and satan [sp?] buzzing around my house. Nope just a gassy queen trying to take in the sights before bedtime.

December 28, 2006 11:06 am  
Blogger The Thunderbird said...

Oh god this is like the funniest Christmas blog I have read this season. Pure haiku.

December 29, 2006 7:32 pm  

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