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Thursday, January 03, 2008

Bulemia doesn't work

Bulemia doesn't seem to work in getting rid of those extra all-you-can-eat-buffet pounds I gained on New Years Day. Fuck.

16 Comments:

Blogger Anthony said...

LOL!! the only way to stay away from those pounds is to never get them in the first place.

January 03, 2008 12:49 am  
Blogger Greg said...

I have to hand it to you, Steven.
At least you were good enough to NOT try to gross us out with an actual pic of the chunks that could have been in that good ole toilet bowl of yours! lol

Hope you have a great New Year.

January 03, 2008 2:22 am  
Blogger Bobby Vanquish said...

Bulimia won't work but laxatives and cigarettes will.
Fag anyone? ;-)

January 03, 2008 5:56 am  
Blogger Marquis said...

Well good grief! I was expecting a toilet picture from you so soon.

January 03, 2008 7:03 am  
Blogger Random Thinker said...

do you have a hickey - or 2? on your neck? do tell that story!

January 03, 2008 9:04 am  
Anonymous Rusty said...

I'm beginning to wonder about the accomplice who is always available to help you with these pictures (and maybe the hickeys) - unless you are like me - all alone with a tripod and a timer (and vacuum cleaner).

Pictures say a thousand words, and in this case, I'm glad for the picture!

January 03, 2008 9:44 am  
Blogger Chris said...

It's not working because you have to excuse yourself during dinner, not two days later.

But I'd steer clear of bulimia until I got one of those mouth guards to keep my teeth from getting all nasty from the bile coming out and... excuse me, I have to puke now.

January 03, 2008 9:47 am  
Blogger about a boy said...

it really doesnt. ive tried. you should have asked me...

January 03, 2008 11:25 am  
Blogger Steven said...

I just realized my b-day is in exactly one week.

If that isn't a good enough reason to puke, I don't know what is.

January 03, 2008 11:30 am  
Blogger Sooo-this-is-me said...

Good grief now I am getting afraid of what is going to be posted if you ever get diarrhea!

Steven

January 03, 2008 12:16 pm  
Blogger Preposterous Ponderings said...

Screw bulemia! I want to see MORE pictures!!!!!

January 03, 2008 2:42 pm  
Blogger FitnessNerd said...

I was wondering who "strangled" you :)

Then I red the comments...apparently it's suckage!

January 03, 2008 3:27 pm  
Blogger joe*to*hell said...

not if you are drunk and passed out on the toilet, no

January 03, 2008 5:54 pm  
Blogger alexsander said...

ewww don't even try that! what happened to a lil exercise hehe :)

January 03, 2008 11:41 pm  
Blogger Lewis said...

you are even more fucked up than i thought.....(kidding, i hope you bleached out that toilet before you took the pic)

January 04, 2008 11:28 pm  
Blogger UprightGuy said...

What's the highlight of a bulemic birthday party?


wait for it...




When the cake jumps out of the girl.

January 09, 2008 8:02 pm  

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