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Monday, September 22, 2008

Fake Facebook fotos

When taking a few moments out of my day to scroll through Facebook, I go through my search function to see my friends' friends. Quite often, it's to see who I know and which friends we have in common.

But, every once in a while, I come across a profile pic that I know is fake. Matthew McConaughey doesn't live in Barrie and he isn't looking for ass, and Jessica Alba didn't just break up with her boyfriend and is on the prowl (with her newborn, apparently, on her hip), if I'm to believe "Jessica's" status update.

Why are my friends friends with these people? It's obvious they don't know who they are (especially when your friends have over 500 "friends" on their friends list), and if they did, why would they want a friend who is clearly a fake?

The reason is quite simple: It's because their profile pics are hot.

My Facebook friends (who are real) use photos of themselves. Thankfully, they're also incredibly hot and they use their own photos of themselves. Mine, on the other hand, are a different story.

4 Comments:

Blogger haliaeetusguys said...

Well, this brings up something interesting. My Facebook profile has my real photo, not a fake. I have seen the fake ones on Facebook and other profiles. Than as you said, I'm not into having hundred of "friends" to impress others or for an ego boost. I'd rather have a few meaningful friends. Currently I have 28. Good luck with yours. - Volker

September 22, 2008 9:43 am  
Blogger Leonardo D'Cato said...

I totally understand. Some of my friends have like ridiculous amount of friends on their list. I mean, who knows that many people! Let alone keep in contact with them!

September 22, 2008 8:30 pm  
Blogger Doghigh said...

I never understood people who use fake profile pics. I mean isn't a part of the reason for facebook and its ilk so that you can actually make friends with new people as well connect with old friends? Eventually meeting in the flesh? What happens then for the Fakebook people? It just makes things unnecessarily awkward and stressful, imo.

September 23, 2008 3:22 pm  
Anonymous Viagra Canada said...

I have seen a lot of Fake photos, but not like in face book, wow it is disgusting, there are lot of stupid people in the world...

October 07, 2011 12:35 pm  

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