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Friday, May 22, 2009

Size large

One of the biggest surprises of dating J is I found out I was buying the wrong size of condoms. After years of modesty, I'm apparently a large. Who knew?


Blogger Kelly said...


May 22, 2009 7:16 am  
Blogger John said...

mmm.... nice!

and I suppose... with your modesty... there aren't any pics at which one can gaze upon your... ahem... appendage?

May 22, 2009 1:08 pm  
Anonymous Jake said...

I'm not saying this just because you did, but this exact thing happened to me too. Who knew that they were supposed to actually fit.

May 22, 2009 4:29 pm  
Blogger Random Thinker said...

stop shopping in the children's section...

May 22, 2009 5:55 pm  
Blogger Stephen Chapman... said...

Now this could just be the British press having a laugh, but I did read that North American condoms were "uprated" to boost egos!

May 23, 2009 2:41 am  
Blogger Brand New W said...

as you said in your later post:

"Note: I should've posted two pics to make my point. Damn."

May 25, 2009 8:24 pm  
Blogger Jay said...

Lol, i was pretty clueless when it comes to this kind of stuff. My ex was the one who told me i need magnums, lol.

May 26, 2009 1:03 am  
Blogger Matt Swift said...

Pffft, yeah. I've posted that line myself a time or two...

May 27, 2009 4:39 pm  
Blogger Matt Swift said...

ps. I used to be Brice.

May 27, 2009 4:40 pm  

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