Get doown wit choo :)

Being the sort of person who depends on his cell phone to be in contact with the outside world, I find it a mixed blessing when people can get a hold of me every minute of the day. I especially don't like it when I'm also available every minute of the night.

So it comes as no surprise when I receive texts at all hours. Quite often they're during the times when I'm asleep and do not want to be waken. Of course, they're never anything important and, for some reason, they're usually drunken booty calls.

I AM drunk now thoughh... And i AM a hrndog. And i htink maybe id like to get doown wit choo. :)

After reading this message, I chuckle in my drowsy state, roll over and fall back asleep. There is no way I am waking up for that.