Monday, January 31, 2011

Remember to flex

Although I feel comfortable with my body, I do have an issue when others are feeling it. With clothing on, there’s no problem; it’s all about shape and form, sort of like Spanx. With clothing off, that’s a whole other story.

Thankfully, the people I’ve been involved with were never of the meaty kind. If they had a couple extra pounds, it was hard and not the flabby kind. I’m not of the same breeding.

Recently, I’ve had the opportunity to show off my dedication to a lax lifestyle and an overabundance of chocolate to someone new. The thing is, as much as I knew I had nothing to worry about in the jiggle department, I got a little uncomfortable because the paramour’s body didn’t have an ounce of fat.

So, what did I do? I flexed. Everything. The last thing I wanted was a lava lamp-like effect going on. There wasn’t any flinching (believe me), and I got a workout at the same time.

2 comments:

A Lewis said...

Woah....careful there with the flexing. Flexing too hard can cause other unwanted body issues......

Dean Grey said...

LOL, don't you think he noticed you were flexing every other minute?

Silly boy!

-Dean