I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

You like to watch, don't you?

There are people who like to watch and not participate. Their eyes do it all. They get more pleasure out of being passive. They’d rather see other people do their dirty work, then having to break into a sweat.

It’s like those people who visit your site and never bother to comment.

You know who you are, and thanks to the creators of sitemeter, so do I.

Although there’s no law that says they have to comment, but if you come back time and time again, there must be a reason for that.

True, there are times nothing interests them and a comment isn't required. In fact, there are people who comment all the time who have nothing to say… thankfully, none of them do that with this site because they’re all brilliant and beautiful.

So, to the returning customers (we both know who you are), it’s not polite to ask for the washroom key if you’re not going to buy something at the counter.

I’m not saying that you have to leave a comment whenever you pass by, but it would be great if you said hello.

And, a bundt cake would be nice, too.

25 Comments:

Blogger Sunshine said...

I'd better say hello then. :P Hi! :D

December 07, 2006 4:05 am  
Anonymous clarence said...

just got to know 'bout ya blog.. quite nicely done.

December 07, 2006 6:46 am  
Blogger Lemuel said...

Hmmm... Should I buy some candy from the counter... or consider myself brilliant and beautiful. :)

December 07, 2006 6:48 am  
Blogger Tom said...

You know who I am ...

Yep... Brilliant and Beautiful... How'd you know?

Happy Holidays Steven...

Love ya
Tom

December 07, 2006 7:04 am  
Blogger Timmy said...

That is it. I am never commenting again, EVER. Do not patronize me, Steven.

;-)

December 07, 2006 7:55 am  
Blogger Salem said...

I'm just going to buy some gum so I can get change for the phone.

December 07, 2006 7:56 am  
Blogger Kevin said...

Eh. I'm too lazy to ask for the key. I'll just pee on the wall outside.

December 07, 2006 8:48 am  
Blogger Pablo said...

I'll try not to be so submissive from now on. Although, sometimes, it's fun.

December 07, 2006 9:32 am  
Blogger Pablo said...

...I mean passive.

December 07, 2006 9:32 am  
Anonymous Jason said...

Are u coming to my xmas party?

December 07, 2006 9:42 am  
Blogger liquid said...

commenting etiquette. who knew?

December 07, 2006 10:44 am  
Blogger Steven said...

You all have given me an idea on writing a post made up of your (sometimes snarky) comments.

They're quite good.

December 07, 2006 10:51 am  
Anonymous photogreg said...

OK, Steven, I'm commenting...I'm commenting!

Have a good one.

December 07, 2006 11:24 am  
Blogger Pablo said...

Look, I'm commenting all over your blog.

December 07, 2006 11:37 am  
Blogger Pablo said...

Look, another comment.

December 07, 2006 11:37 am  
Blogger Anthony said...

ooohhh a bundt!! I just bought a new mini bundt pan!!! LOL

December 07, 2006 11:42 am  
Blogger hot-lunch said...

No comment.

December 07, 2006 12:48 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'passive' is a word that i don't think has ever been used to describe me...not without 'aggressive' following close behind anyway

ben

December 07, 2006 6:54 pm  
Blogger Lewis said...

So, that's a great way to up the comment count, Steven. I always try to say hi when stopping by...but I know what you mean. It's like taking a boy out on a date and not making it worth his while. Boring.

December 07, 2006 6:54 pm  
Blogger madamerouge said...

"Life is not a spectator sport." - Jackie Robinson

I hate this comment. I might come by later to delet it.

December 07, 2006 9:27 pm  
Anonymous aaron said...

Imagine that I've said something to RAWK your world and signed the copy

Love,

Aaron

December 07, 2006 10:30 pm  
Blogger tornwordo said...

My ratio is about 1 in 10 commenting on my site. How about yours?

December 08, 2006 3:53 pm  
Anonymous Jake said...

OK so I'm Guilty... But I only found your blog recently, and I like to chill and catch the mood of a blog before I comment too much!

As for Tornwordo's 1 in 10 people commenting... I wish - That'd transpire to around 70 comments a day. Instead I get about 2 genuine comments and 30 spam comments most days.

December 08, 2006 7:29 pm  
Blogger Derek said...

o.k. o.k. I thought I'd say hey this time, just had to after this entry.

December 09, 2006 3:02 pm  
Anonymous scottk said...

OK so ..I think I have actually commented here before but i can't remember when. That means it must have been some time ago, So I thought I would just take a moment and re hi !!

December 10, 2006 7:13 pm  

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