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Friday, March 23, 2007

Milky-white substance

This morning, as I'm speaking with a couple of co-workers, I notice they’re making odd facial expressions – not too surprising since they are looking at me.

Later on, after finishing my business in the loo, I wash my hands and look into the full-size mirror to see whether there are any errant hairs that are out of place.

Hmmm… What’s that thing? I think as I brush my fingers by my nose.

Leaning forward, torso pressing against the sink, it looks like a whitehead, but it’s not. It’s an unusual shape. A milky-white substance. On closer inspection, it resembles semen, but it’s not. It’s snot.

That’s why people have been looking at me strangely. Yeah, that must be the reason. Why my co-workers never told me I have an imitation cum shot on my face is another topic of conversation.

With my index finger, I try to scratch it out. It doesn’t want to go. It’s as stubborn as dry jizz. I rub and rub and the sticky stuff doesn’t want to come off. Wetting my fingers has to do the trick. After a minute, or so, of rubbing the milky-white substance off my face, it comes off.

I'm elated.

When I’m back at my desk, I attempt to work on a few projects, but my mind is somewhere else. There’s a nasal twitch that needs tending to. I am constantly rubbing my nose because it still feels like I have something there.

Thankfully, I didn’t have anything on my clothes because that would bring up a whole other series of odd facial expressions by my co-workers.

12 Comments:

Blogger Brand New W said...

oy i hate that. i would have totally told you that you had something there.

March 23, 2007 2:52 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok. If you tell us it's snot, we'll believe you. *wink* *wink* It's your story and you're [a-hem] sticking to it.

March 23, 2007 7:09 am  
Blogger S.B. said...

Maybe they did not say anything to you since thare are USED to yo havig semen(like) substances crusted on your face?

March 23, 2007 8:53 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Such a lovely post to read while I'm eating breakfast.

March 23, 2007 9:28 am  
Blogger S.B. said...

God, I realized, I really can't type. I get a D- in spelling.

March 23, 2007 10:58 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your coworkers are gems, I tell ya. Gems.

March 23, 2007 11:00 am  
Blogger about a boy said...

if i was your colleague or someone standing in front of you i would have let you know you had semen on your face.

March 23, 2007 11:05 am  
Blogger S said...

I write about having something that looks like a cum shot on my face and all you can do is laugh?

Ok, I laughed when I saw it, too...

March 23, 2007 11:40 am  
Blogger Unknown said...

That sounds like something that would happen to me... but I have coworkers who have no shame (50 year old menopausal women) and the would say something from the get go...happy weekend

March 24, 2007 9:19 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What if your nasal discharge always looked like spermatooza? Would you moan when you blew your nose?
kb
thought so...

March 25, 2007 6:14 pm  
Blogger Single Guy said...

I hate when that happens!!! when I have buggers coming out of my nose!

March 25, 2007 8:22 pm  
Anonymous Generic Viagra said...

I hate when the people are making "odd facial expressions", I just need a mirror and said, What’s that awful thing in your face son? by the way, I was enjoyed the little article above.

January 05, 2011 1:19 pm  

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