Milky-white substance

This morning, as I'm speaking with a couple of co-workers, I notice they’re making odd facial expressions – not too surprising since they are looking at me.

Later on, after finishing my business in the loo, I wash my hands and look into the full-size mirror to see whether there are any errant hairs that are out of place.

Hmmm… What’s that thing? I think as I brush my fingers by my nose.

Leaning forward, torso pressing against the sink, it looks like a whitehead, but it’s not. It’s an unusual shape. A milky-white substance. On closer inspection, it resembles semen, but it’s not. It’s snot.

That’s why people have been looking at me strangely. Yeah, that must be the reason. Why my co-workers never told me I have an imitation cum shot on my face is another topic of conversation.

With my index finger, I try to scratch it out. It doesn’t want to go. It’s as stubborn as dry jizz. I rub and rub and the sticky stuff doesn’t want to come off. Wetting my fingers has to do the trick. After a minute, or so, of rubbing the milky-white substance off my face, it comes off.

I'm elated.

When I’m back at my desk, I attempt to work on a few projects, but my mind is somewhere else. There’s a nasal twitch that needs tending to. I am constantly rubbing my nose because it still feels like I have something there.

Thankfully, I didn’t have anything on my clothes because that would bring up a whole other series of odd facial expressions by my co-workers.