Red, yellow, green

Traffic signals have three lights which represent three different actions: Red means stop, yellow means proceed with caution, and green means go.

Yet, some people have a bad habit of not being able to read signals, especially the ones they’re putting out there.

You wear underwear when they show up at the door and wonder why they’re surprised because they wanted to get a slice of pizza and a beer and aren’t interested in you that way. You send them photos of your gym-toned body and then are disappointed when all they want is sex and not willing to form a casual connection first to see how things will go.

Why do some people flash yellow lights?

I’m pretty clear with what I say. I have a hard time playing coy because I don’t have the time to play coy, or anything else for that matter.

If you want it, you say you want it. If you don’t want it, don’t say you don’t want it then act like you do, but you really don’t, and then get pissed because you’re saying two things at once and nothing at all while confusing the hell out of the other person.

Do you know what I mean? Or am I talking about yellow lights, again?

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