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Monday, June 08, 2009

Worst one-name insult for a man

What is the worst one-name insult said to a man?

We all know what the equivalent is for a woman...

Any and all suggestions are welcome.

50 Comments:

Blogger Matt Swift said...

Bitch.

June 08, 2009 9:02 am  
Blogger Random Thinker said...

"steven"

that's just nasty...

June 08, 2009 10:37 am  
Blogger S said...

Disappointing/disappointment.

Weak.

Spineless.

June 08, 2009 11:51 am  
Blogger TED said...

Ever since "motherfucker" lost its sting, there really haven't been many great insults left. I think the one that works for women is equally good for men.

June 08, 2009 6:11 pm  
Blogger Random Thinker said...

OK, let me try again...

"tiny" is VERY very insulting

"cocksucker" is one of the worst things you can call a straight guy (or someone in the closet still dealing with denial)

"boy" is pretty bad regardless of age, status, etc...

"old, fat, fucker" well, don't ever call me that...

June 08, 2009 9:52 pm  
Blogger Tristan said...

prick

June 09, 2009 8:55 am  
Blogger Chris said...

cunt

June 09, 2009 9:32 am  
Blogger newplanet said...

arsepiece

June 09, 2009 9:33 am  
Blogger JCLL said...

Impotent
Prem ejector

June 09, 2009 10:27 am  
Blogger Deej Diaz said...

"dildo"

i call guys who's just for sex, who has no brains a DILDO. Plastic, temporary pleasure, good for nothing, etc.

June 09, 2009 12:46 pm  
Blogger Brand New W said...

i like being called "boy" , it's hot!

June 09, 2009 4:28 pm  
Blogger JUSTIN said...

"Pig-fucker" has got to be up there.

June 10, 2009 4:57 pm  
Anonymous Jake said...

Fag.

Well, for guys from the age 14-23, this can probably cause fights still. Ugh.

June 10, 2009 11:47 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like assface & shithead.

June 11, 2009 7:12 pm  
Blogger Matt Swift said...

I've changed my mind. The worst thing you can call a man is either:
Irrelevant
or
Nothing.

June 15, 2009 7:26 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cum guzzling Gutterslut...or Thunder Cunt...

August 25, 2009 10:55 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Limpdick

February 27, 2011 9:33 pm  
Anonymous Bill said...

Chocolate Rain

June 10, 2011 12:26 am  
Anonymous That_dude_over_there said...

Fucking Goof..with hostility e.g

1. goof

a goof is a child molester in prison that likes young boys.they must be kept in protective custody. quite often murdered or beaten into comas.

or
2. goof
the lowest of the low. a bottom feeder. Prison term for bitch. Fighting words in some cities.
Your a fucking GOOF.

July 07, 2011 6:44 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gay has got to be the worst insult espesiccialy? if they arent because homos/gays are the wost people in the world like matty hetherington

August 07, 2011 4:38 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ball bag, monkey toucher, cum bag,

November 08, 2011 7:41 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a jon sullivan is the worst insult

November 16, 2011 1:36 am  
Anonymous Aboosh Natah Ashoel said...

Tell a man he looks like he just fucked Nancy Grace

December 20, 2011 8:17 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bag of dicks

January 18, 2012 12:33 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys Hate to be called a Pussy

March 09, 2012 11:36 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

call a guy cody mudd. thats the worse name. after you call them that, they will shit their pants.

March 14, 2012 6:00 pm  
Blogger dedpud said...

Dingle Dick is always a good one

March 26, 2012 1:31 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JIVE TURKEY!!!!!!!!!

June 03, 2012 1:38 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Asshole

When the one you love calls you it it hurts

June 12, 2012 12:09 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Anonymous? First of all, you can't spell. It's especially. Second, what kind of coward are you for saying that about gay people? Get a life you ignorant dick.

July 09, 2012 11:56 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^^^^---> WELL SAID! #ignorantdick

July 13, 2012 9:45 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I second FAT. My ex-boyfriend hated more than any other name including asshole deadbeat loser cock sucker kind pussy idiot useless

August 11, 2012 9:41 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has to be UGLY. Vain men absolutely hate being called ugly. And fat ass is a close second.

August 11, 2012 9:43 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would say prick I like using fuck stick but it seems that they take it as a compliment maybe short bus

August 16, 2012 5:21 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think the worst insult phrase to a man is:

You fucked your mom soo much while she was pregnant she decided to name her twins after you, a devestating mistake

October 02, 2012 4:02 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pussy reluctant wanklord

October 25, 2012 8:10 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HMM MY BROTHER AND I DO THIS ALL THE TIME. (CUM GUZZLING GUTTER SLUT)(SPERM BURPING KITCHEN BITCH)(LIMP DICK THUNDER CUNT)(FUCK DOLL WHORE FACE BABY BATTER GARGELING DICK CHUGGER)(LIMP NOODLE) IMPOTENT SPERM EJECTOR)

October 31, 2012 4:15 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>gay people are the WOST kind of people

No, people like YOU are the worst. Fuck you Anon.

November 28, 2012 12:27 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

prolly "scum", "trash", etc

February 01, 2013 12:50 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A cocksucking fuck

March 21, 2013 8:10 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking good for nothing bastard
Or
Cock sucking son of a bitch
Or
Useless Pussy.

get a few ideas and put them together to make a mega insult.

April 12, 2013 4:01 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I once got mad at a guy for wrongly judging pit bulls and called him a spineless, bitchy, fake, irrational, disappointing, old, fat, good for nothing, impotent, faggy, limp dicked, scummy, monkle mouthed, gackt, Brittany Chancio!!! By the way, Brittany Chancio means a whore who has fucked everyone and rapes kids, Gackt is all the worst insults in the world, and monkle mouthed means you smell like a pig, look like one and need dentures before all of your teeth continue to rape my eyeballs.

June 13, 2013 5:19 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah.. It would have to be "shit shoveling ass licking bag of cock purse pussy" or "Bitch ass pussy"

July 31, 2013 11:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

weellll being called a limpdick testicle missing bag of impotent sperm sucking pussy ass thunder cunt fucking asshole poking boy raping tiny dick oil burping dirtymotherfucker really grinds my gears

October 01, 2013 9:39 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ding dong

December 31, 2013 9:14 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Despite Agreeing it we should keep sexuality out of it Fag just has serious sting to it. I've been called gay before not really that bad. but Fag ouch just ouch

January 10, 2014 2:14 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucktard

January 16, 2014 5:50 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

needle****

January 19, 2014 8:06 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sad truth is there is nothing you can call a guy that doesn't reflect back negatively on the girl doing the insulting. For now, let's assume he called her an ugly fat slutty c!nt bitch. Well, if she says he's not a real man or is a bitch/fag etc, she's just showing her own transphobia, homophobia, and intolerance for the kind of guy who sees her as a human being and wouldn't be insulting her in the first place, cementing the gender roles that create this kind of circumstances. If she insults the size of his junk, this is the stupidest thing of all, she is implying she wants some dude to painfully rearrange her internal organs without regard for her pleasure and showing herself to be crass and classless. Insulting his job or living space again shows her to be a gold digger. Insulting his mom, ex girlfriends, calling him a bastard again is insulting his mom, not him. Sorry, but I've never seen a guy do anything but laugh upon being called a creep or a jerk or an asshole. Calling him a p@ssy or do#uchebag is again just insulting femininity and female accessories, making the girl insult herself not him. Calling him fat or ugly won't make a dent, while it will send a girl home crying, since guys are conditioned to not care how they look and also realize that society will not judge them in that way exclusively. Basically, there is no way to insult a guy in this society without insulting girls, femininity, female parts, or being anything other than a mean macho hetero jerk, ironic that given his mean macho jerk attitude caused him to be so disrespectful in the first place.

March 21, 2015 9:31 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most girls love gay men, so...no. Most girls don't have orgasms from having big d!cks shoved up them, so pencil d!ck, no. Girls themselves have p!ssies so if you call a guy this, you're just insulting yourself. If you mean he acts weak, you are encouraging, indirectly, more mean tough guy behavior. I'd say that he is a walking lesbian-converter... like if all guys were like him, all girls would be lesbians. Saying he looks like a super ugly celebrity may work as well.

March 21, 2015 9:40 am  

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