You stink

As we grow older, the cells in our bodies stop regenerating. Whether it is for liver, kidney, hair and skin, there comes a time where there organisms stop living and die.

Included in that group are scent cells. They're the reason why older people put on more perfume/cologne than needed; they can’t smell it on them, so they overcompensate.

But, they’re not the only ones: scentism doesn’t discriminate against age, gender, race, weight, appearance, etc.

To hell with industrial manufacturers, these people are air polluters of the worst kind. It’s bad enough I have allergies, but these people make my eyes water, nose run, and throat sore without the need to have dust, mold, and mildew in the air. They're repellant, obnoxious, and irritating without saying a single word. You know they’re coming even before they enter the room.

And what’s worse is they use scents that were popular in the ‘80s. Men bathe themselves in Drakkar, Eternity, and Polo, while women shower themselves with Joy, Opium, and Obsession.

Are they trying to recapture your youth by spraying yourself with the memories of another decade? Jesus, Mary, Fuck, no.

It’s times like those where I wish my body stopped regenerating my scent cells so I wouldn’t have to smell other people around me.

Christ, you people stink.

Note: And on that high note, have a great weekend, y'all.