Hairy mole

Cindy Crawford, the supermodel of supermodels, is not only known for her magazine appearances, catwalk strut, and Playboy centrefolds (both photographed by the late Herb Ritts), but also for her iconic beautymark, just beside her luscious lips.

A beautymark on a beautiful person, such as Cindy, is like punctuation at the end of a perfectly-phrased sentence. On someone who doesn’t look like her, it’s just a mole.

There are several beautymarks on my body (some of which very few people have seen), including one near by my left basolabial fold. But, there’s another one I have on my shoulder that bothers me more than the others – reason being is that a hair grows out of it.

Lucky for me, the beautymark on my face doesn’t grow hair. If it did, it would be tweezed as quickly as you can say “Paris Hilton is a talentless whore.” The sucker on my shoulder is a different mark of sorts.

Since I have dark hair, it’s more obvious. It stands out like it’s shouting to the masses with a bullhorn, “Hey! Look at me!” But, I don’t want it to. It’s annoying… and ugly.

Does it make a difference if I yank the hair and call it a beautymark? I mean, it worked for Cindy Crawford.