What kind of fuckery is this?

Confusion is the best description for my state of mind when meeting new people. At first they say one thing, and then contradict it by saying something else. And, don’t get me started on the problems that arise when you’re actually interested in them.

They say they’re looking for someone with dark features, intelligence, and a good head on their shoulders. You reply by saying you’re like that. In fact, you're practically raising your hand, and waving it around, going "Oooh, oooh! Over here! Over here!" like a brown-noser in elementary school.

Then they say they’re not looking for those qualities and are, in fact, looking for someone who is fair, an idiot, and a total flake.

You shake your head, like there’s a screw loose, and you can hear it rattle.

Then, the rest of the conversation entails you asking if you understood correctly, only to be confused and defensive because you’re trying to give them what they want even though they’re changing their mind.

What kind of fuckery is this?

In the end, they make you feel like you’re the crazy one while they are a few sandwiches short of a full picnic basket, even though they claim not to like sandwiches or go on picnics when they just said they ate a sandwich and went on a picnic last week.

This is the reason why I am never going to date because I don't have patience for this shit.

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