Sup? Horny?

It’s the early evening and my cell phone rings. It’s a text message. The name doesn’t click in for a few seconds. Hmmm. Interesting. Haven’t heard from E in over a month.

There is one call right after another, hence the need for my phone to ring twice. The messages are interesting, to say the least. The first one is a rather vague Sup? while the other asks Horny? as if I need any clarification on what it means.

I put away my phone and enjoy the rest of the night.

The following day, while checking e-mails, I write back since my phone can’t write text messages (even though it can receive them).

The e-mail is short and to the point:

Hey,
To answer your questions from last night…
Sup? Not much.
Horny? At the moment, sadly no.

BTW, are you sure you meant to write me?

S.

Not too long after, I get a reply saying the message wasn’t for me. Fine. In fact, I’m relieved. I don’t give out such personal information to semi-random strangers who write me out of the blue - especially those who lack technical skills involving communication devices.

But, for next time, I hope E contacts the correct Steven because I’m sure he’d love to tell you how horny he is.