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Monday, July 21, 2008

Kid's undies

If there's one issue I have a problem with shopping for underwear, is finding a pair that fits after a series of washings. Inevitably, the fabric begins to stretch and they begin to sag like a pair of 80-year-old breasts.

Because my budget doesn't allow for $30 pairs of bloomies, I have to be creative and search for alternative ways to achieve the same look for less. And, I found it: kid's undies.

They're cute, they fit, and they come in a variety of colours and patterns. To top it off, they're inexpensive (three pairs for $10) and they make my penis look it's just bursting to get out (which isn't too hard).

Sadly, whenever I happen to bring it up in conversation, it garners unwanted reactions - all negative. For some reason, they equate kid's undies with some perverse behaviour. Strange. They like them on me, but they don't want to know where they came from. What's even more strange is this reaction comes right before the undies are taken off and flung across the room.

From now on, I have to stop telling people where I got my undies and just tell after they're pulled off.


Blogger haliaeetusguys said...

Does it really matter where you bought your undies??? If they fit, who cares! - Volker

July 21, 2008 2:07 am  
Blogger Brice said...

Stanfields makes a great pair of briefs, with a pouch-thingy at the front.
They're snug where they need to be, roomy enough, and make a package look good. And they're fairly cheap.

I should be in advertising...

July 21, 2008 9:32 am  
Blogger Chris said...

Oh boy.


Yeah...so I'm gonna go now... (jumps out window)

July 21, 2008 10:03 am  
Blogger Sooo-this-is-me said...

Ouch, don't they kind of hurt the 'boys'?

I guess it creeps people out because maybe they have an image of you taking the undies from some kid first! O_O

July 21, 2008 10:20 am  
Blogger Jake said...

I have no problem with guys wearing little boy undies. Often, they look just like briefs, but fit better. I think they're hot.

And now everyone's going to hate me too for saying that, heh.

July 21, 2008 11:21 am  
Blogger Rusty said...

I have the same problem, but it's usually with pants - I rarely find "adult" pants that are for a short slim guy, so I buy my slacks in the children's section - and so I'm always getting to advertise what I have.

"...bursting to get out (which isn't too hard)." - One of your best lines ever - I'm in class and snickered so hard I had to fake a sneeze so the instructor wouldn't notice.

July 21, 2008 12:55 pm  
Blogger dit said...

what, no photo? lol

Maybe just say extra small underwear instead of kids? Even though the Superman logo probably gives it away. lol

July 21, 2008 5:13 pm  
Blogger tornwordo said...

This really appeals to my thriftiness. Do kids have 32 inch waistlines?

July 22, 2008 12:55 pm  
Blogger Marquis said...

Oh! I was going to comment but alas am an underwear whore. Label whore! Can't help it.

July 22, 2008 9:14 pm  
Blogger Naijadude said...

I feel you on the undies stretching though, but kiddies' undies... hmm I think I'll pass, so yeah dont tell me where u got it from..

July 23, 2008 12:07 pm  
Blogger Random Thinker said...

I think it's the Spongebob design that gives it away.

Anyway, if buying boys undies makes you feel more of a man, I say embrace it and don't let anyone make you change.

July 24, 2008 10:52 am  
Blogger The Neighbors Will Hear said...

Is it really that common to be discussing your own underwear with someone who's removing it from you? I suppose that when I'm removing someone else's underwear, my mouth is generally otherwise occupied, but even if it weren't, I think that if the most interesting thing I could think of to comment about was the underwear, there'd be a problem.

July 24, 2008 5:07 pm  
Blogger cb said...

Dude, I'm cool with the kid undies... as long as they aren't superhero underroos or anything.

'Cause that would be creepy.

July 25, 2008 5:19 pm  
Blogger hot-lunch said...

"they make my penis look it's just bursting to get out (which isn't too hard)."

Your penis isn't too hard?? what?

July 25, 2008 6:20 pm  
Anonymous Andy Melton said...

Go to Wal-Mart and buy your panties! They're cheap and just as good if not better. Quit spending $30 on panties. It's a waste of money!

July 31, 2008 11:22 pm  
Anonymous viagra online said...

I found that ladies love when you are wearing kids underwear, not all of the ladies like it, but the majority that I went out with, love it.

January 07, 2011 3:29 pm  
Anonymous Viagra Canada said...

You are right. It doesn't have so much durability but those companies don't want to make things that they last longer because it isn't profitable.

October 06, 2011 9:35 am  

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