Truly, madly, deeply in love with someone else
"I'm still madly in love with him, and I know we'll always love each other."
This is one of the lines you'll never want to hear on a date.
Then again, at least you'll know there'll probably never be a second one.
This is one of the lines you'll never want to hear on a date.
Then again, at least you'll know there'll probably never be a second one.
Authored by S at 12:00 am
13 Comments:
Yes, that truly is a "Danger; Will Robinson!" moment.
Wow, that's nuts!
Other great lines I've heard on 1st dates: "i just got out of jail for spousal abuse." And "i left scarborough because there weren't enough white people."
"I keep a bottle of vodka in my coat pocket because sometimes bartenders just can't serve me fast enough."
I bet you didnt say that, did you??
This was during sex though, i was gonna be the bottom, shortly before he inserted his dick, he mentioned "i hate bottom-ing, its like an invasion of privacy, I cant do it"....
I hope you laughed in his face and walked out.
Because that's what I would do.
Alright, I wouldn't but I'd still laugh.
these are clearly the words of someone is not ready to move on.
LOL. The joys of dating.
Perhaps you should go on a second date. You never know what you'll hear then.
Okay I never told anyone this but it was when I first started meeting people.
"I like guys to wear dark dress socks... for more than one day" so needless to say there was never a second date.
someone once said that to me.
my advice: kill the object of his affection.
that's what i did.
i mean...it was a tragic accident.
Well, sure, a guy like that isn't someone you want a relationship with, but you can always take him home and fuck him. Over the years, I've discovered that the tragically clueless are often great in the sack.
Oooooh, HI THERE, TNWH.
;)
when you hear a line like that, my first reaction is to ask the guy, "Well, does that mean you are gonna call out HIS name when I'm fuckin' you?"
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