I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Truly, madly, deeply in love with someone else

"I'm still madly in love with him, and I know we'll always love each other."

This is one of the lines you'll never want to hear on a date.

Then again, at least you'll know there'll probably never be a second one.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, that truly is a "Danger; Will Robinson!" moment.

July 23, 2008 8:29 am  
Blogger Brice said...

Wow, that's nuts!

Other great lines I've heard on 1st dates: "i just got out of jail for spousal abuse." And "i left scarborough because there weren't enough white people."

July 23, 2008 9:49 am  
Blogger RomanHans said...

"I keep a bottle of vodka in my coat pocket because sometimes bartenders just can't serve me fast enough."

July 23, 2008 10:51 am  
Blogger Naijadude said...

I bet you didnt say that, did you??

This was during sex though, i was gonna be the bottom, shortly before he inserted his dick, he mentioned "i hate bottom-ing, its like an invasion of privacy, I cant do it"....

July 23, 2008 12:02 pm  
Blogger Chris said...

I hope you laughed in his face and walked out.

Because that's what I would do.

Alright, I wouldn't but I'd still laugh.

July 23, 2008 12:58 pm  
Blogger dit said...

these are clearly the words of someone is not ready to move on.

July 23, 2008 1:26 pm  
Blogger WTWTG said...

LOL. The joys of dating.

July 23, 2008 11:28 pm  
Blogger Random Thinker said...

Perhaps you should go on a second date. You never know what you'll hear then.

July 24, 2008 10:56 am  
Blogger Sooo-this-is-me said...

Okay I never told anyone this but it was when I first started meeting people.

"I like guys to wear dark dress socks... for more than one day" so needless to say there was never a second date.

July 24, 2008 1:56 pm  
Blogger Shirley Heezgay! said...

someone once said that to me.

my advice: kill the object of his affection.

that's what i did.

i mean...it was a tragic accident.

July 24, 2008 2:18 pm  
Blogger The Neighbors Will Hear said...

Well, sure, a guy like that isn't someone you want a relationship with, but you can always take him home and fuck him. Over the years, I've discovered that the tragically clueless are often great in the sack.

July 24, 2008 5:08 pm  
Blogger Brice said...


July 25, 2008 8:36 am  
Blogger cb said...

when you hear a line like that, my first reaction is to ask the guy, "Well, does that mean you are gonna call out HIS name when I'm fuckin' you?"

July 25, 2008 5:21 pm  

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