Five thoughts for this week
Why is it that men’s asses get flatter while women’s asses get fuller as they age?
‘Thyroid’ is the new get out of jail card for fat people.
Why does pubic hair turn white at a different rate than the white hair on your (other) head?
I need to sell some old stuff to make enough money so I can get new crap to replace it with.
Why do you have to start happy hour in your time zone?
‘Thyroid’ is the new get out of jail card for fat people.
Why does pubic hair turn white at a different rate than the white hair on your (other) head?
I need to sell some old stuff to make enough money so I can get new crap to replace it with.
Why do you have to start happy hour in your time zone?
Authored by S at 12:00 am
5 Comments:
lolz -
Happy hour runs 24/7 in this part of NZ!
Give your crap away, so when you have enough money, you won't replace it with crap.
Not resorting to Grecian 2000 yet - anywhere (tho my beard is now more salt than pepper - good encouragement to shave *close* !
Fat people are necessary to make me feel thinner!
Asses are as asses do - sit still and it will pancake - keep active and it won't!
So true about the thyroid....
Hey at least you folks HAVE a happy hour. It's illegal in Massachusetts.
As for asses... maybe we could have a fat swap store, just funnel it out of the women and into the men.
It's most unusual that the pubic hair of a 25 year old would be changing at such an early age.
Have you tried the new Betty product?
http://www.bettybeauty.com/
Hormones.
With lots of side effects.
Hormones.
Good idea! :)
Because work sucks!
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