While in the bathroom, after finishing off my business, I look down before tucking myself in my underwear and notice something unusual. There seems to be a little mark on my penis. On closer inspection, I see it’s blue.
What the hell is this?
I pick at it with my nail and it sticks to my finger. It’s a tiny blue ball. Then I realize I have more than one. They’re all over my penis.
Just where did these things come from? And, what the hell are they?!
Then it hits me: the tiny blue balls are from the scrub I use to exfoliate my skin once a week when I shave. Apparently, when the last time I used the scrub, I took a shower to rinse it off and it stuck to other parts of my body.
Thankfully, it's nothing serious and my penis and scrotum are now smoother than ever.
5 comments:
I think we need to see some proof - merely to put our minds at rest
Yeah, we can't be expected to take your word for it :-P
What's a scrottum?
You're must be pretty flexible what with getting the balls from your face to your privates...
I've got little blue balls near my penis too, but they're not exfoliate.
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