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Monday, October 19, 2009

Tiny blue balls

While in the bathroom, after finishing off my business, I look down before tucking myself in my underwear and notice something unusual. There seems to be a little mark on my penis. On closer inspection, I see it’s blue.

What the hell is this?

I pick at it with my nail and it sticks to my finger. It’s a tiny blue ball. Then I realize I have more than one. They’re all over my penis.

Just where did these things come from? And, what the hell are they?!

Then it hits me: the tiny blue balls are from the scrub I use to exfoliate my skin once a week when I shave. Apparently, when the last time I used the scrub, I took a shower to rinse it off and it stuck to other parts of my body.

Thankfully, it's nothing serious and my penis and scrotum are now smoother than ever.


Anonymous Jimbo said...

I think we need to see some proof - merely to put our minds at rest

October 19, 2009 2:33 am  
Blogger Craig said...

Yeah, we can't be expected to take your word for it :-P

October 19, 2009 12:21 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's a scrottum?

October 20, 2009 2:52 am  
Blogger Random Thinker said...

You're must be pretty flexible what with getting the balls from your face to your privates...

October 22, 2009 12:17 pm  
Blogger Phronk said...

I've got little blue balls near my penis too, but they're not exfoliate.

October 22, 2009 7:51 pm  

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