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Friday, March 30, 2007

Five words to describe yourself

Years ago, when my sister and I were shooting the shit at a local McDonald’s, I asked her what words she would use to describe herself (to someone new). To keep things simple, I narrowed the selection to three and told her which three words I would use to describe her. She agreed on two of them, but not on the third.

Of course, I didn’t ask her what words she would use to describe me. I’m not that stupid.

If I had to use a series of words (this time, five) to describe myself, I’m sure they’d remain the same in the following years. Maybe the order would shift around, but after 25+ years of living, I’d say consistency isn’t only a virtue, but a cliché by now. In no particular order, my five words are:

1. contradictory
2. pensive
3. evasive
4. irreverent
5. shy

Of course, I can use hot, sexy, well-hung, insatiable, and pornolicious as words to describe myself, but this is a list of five words, not ten.

Note: What words would you use to describe yourself to someone new? Tag it along.

15 Comments:

Blogger dantallion said...

1) illiterate.
2)
3)
4)
5)

March 30, 2007 10:35 am  
Blogger S said...

Dantallion, that was hilarious!

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I should state that those last five were supposed to be a joke - I'm only three of those things, not five.

March 30, 2007 10:59 am  
Blogger about a boy said...

id have to think about that. and i dont know if im in the mood to think today.

cute.
kind.
contemplative.
shy.
creative.

i guess.

March 30, 2007 11:17 am  
Blogger A Lewis said...

I've also played the "five words that other people use to describe you" game....it's rarely pretty. But, since this is your game and your rules, here we go:
1. Questioning
2. Cynical
3. Sarcastic
4. Thoughtful
5. Hung like a horse
6. Organized

Oh, wait, you said only 5....now, which one to take off the list. give me a minute....I'll figure it out

March 30, 2007 11:21 am  
Blogger Random Thinker said...

If I remember counting from Kindergarten, "well-hung" is 2 words. Just because you put a hyphen in it, doesn;t make it a single word. On the other hand, "hunglikeahorse" is probably just one.

1) Complex
2) Enigmatic
3) Anomalous
4) Intense
5) Optimistic

March 30, 2007 2:37 pm  
Blogger Kevin said...

1) Ignorant.
2) Stupid.
3) Unattractive.
4) Cottage-cheesy.
5) Klutzy.

March 30, 2007 3:14 pm  
Blogger Daniel Thomasson said...

Here are my five words:
1. Introverted
2. Gullible
3. Hypocritical
4. Unmotivated
5. Jealous

March 30, 2007 3:54 pm  
Blogger alexsander said...

In random order:

1) Mysterious
2) Sarcastic
3) Thoughtful
4) Shy
5) Astute (smart)

:P

March 30, 2007 4:15 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't know me but I thought this might be fun:

1)Sensitive
2)Commanding
3)Assertive
4)Sarcastic
5)Dry

Thanks for making me think today.

March 30, 2007 5:21 pm  
Blogger Unknown said...

1. Caring
2. Nice
3. Funny
4. Gullible
5. Sexual

March 31, 2007 9:29 am  
Blogger Franciscus van Munster said...

Done

It got me thinking though. In my experience, people are rarely how they describe themselves. Have you noticed that?

April 01, 2007 3:48 am  
Blogger Single Guy said...

You shy..no way! I'd also say contradictory, pensive, sarcastic, rebelious and giving!

April 01, 2007 7:27 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are an IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are also weird!!!!

November 06, 2009 4:55 pm  
Blogger duracell said...

I disagree with mr. anonymous. That was hilarious! I just might have to steal your idea. . .

March 14, 2010 6:20 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We got this for our hw, but we had to hve like 30 words.
It was allowed 2 b anything like fave colour, origin, hobbies, family, interests, religion, appearance, characteristics etc. I still found it hard.

June 10, 2012 11:45 am  

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