Who wears short shorts?
Since summer lasts for a few paltry months in Canada, there really isn’t a reason for me to buy shorts, because the ones I have, I barely use.
Most of the time I’m wearing dress pants for work, or jeans/chinos for more casual outings. If I have to throw on a pair of shorts, it’s usually to wear around my place or if/when I have to go outside and mow the lawn.
So, I have to live with the ones I have.
With a belt, they appear to pouf outwards. For the fashion crowd, I could always say Balenciaga is playing with proportion this season to see if they shut up (or understand what I’m talking about).
If I don’t have a belt, they fall right off. And, since I don’t wear anything under shorts…
In the end, it’s a no-win situation. I can wear shorts that don’t fit, or I can buy shorts that I won’t wear.
Most of the time I’m wearing dress pants for work, or jeans/chinos for more casual outings. If I have to throw on a pair of shorts, it’s usually to wear around my place or if/when I have to go outside and mow the lawn.
So, I have to live with the ones I have.
With a belt, they appear to pouf outwards. For the fashion crowd, I could always say Balenciaga is playing with proportion this season to see if they shut up (or understand what I’m talking about).
If I don’t have a belt, they fall right off. And, since I don’t wear anything under shorts…
In the end, it’s a no-win situation. I can wear shorts that don’t fit, or I can buy shorts that I won’t wear.
Authored by S at 12:00 am
13 Comments:
Which happens to me, it dawned on me, they are shorts I buy but dont wear... what could we do to help Canadian so loooooooooooong summer months!
LOL...Where are your UNDIES
At least if they do fall off you wont shock anyone...:P
P.s You have been chosen for a Thinking Blogger Award!
Huh. Ever think of going into plumbing?
With all these skin pics lately, it's only a matter of days until we get the full monty.
Not that anyone is complaining ...
Your goal is being achieved....to make us all go crazy. You are one bad boy. Very bad.
And what's this with no panties? I thought I was the only one. I've got a drawer of, maybe, ten pair of shorts you can borrow. i think they'll fit perfectly.
I can see your bum!
Heh... you're doing HNTs without telling folks that's what you're doing. I AM assuming the story is only partly an excuse to pose and is partly also true (I remember being there as a kid and, to a lesser extent, recently).
So, I'd suggest buying one or two inexpensive shorts that work well for you. While I sense you (unlike me) have a very strict fashion criteria, since you're not gonna use them much, you could keep it cheap by going to Target or Old Navy or Gap, etc.
Unless you enjoy giving others spontaneous moonings.
You're a tease and I like it. A lot.
From the comments, and I'm agreeing with them BTW, it appears the crowd is crying "More More More!!" lol.
I had that problem recently, the damn shorts wanted to slide off while I was trying to swing at the damn golf ball. Errr ... golf? Whats that?
I say wear the belt, but also with a longer shirt to hide the "pouffyness."
I had this same problem recently, but I got fed up and threw them out. Any excuse to go shopping.
When do I get to see what's under the shorts???
Gratuitous Crack Shot!
Oh, I wouldn't say it was completely a "no-win" situation "in the end" - at least not for everyone :-)
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