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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

These are a few of my favourite things

After watching Oprah's "Favourite Things" episode, I never realized people could go apeshit when given free cupcakes and foaming sponges.

Yet, out of desperation, I would act as her ultra-absorbant (and powder fresh) tampon, located deep inside her just to be a part of that fuckin' studio audience.

19 Comments:

Blogger Daniel said...

I got to watch the show today. I wasn't really impressed with any of the gifts. I was impressed with the total - almost $8000.

November 21, 2007 12:36 am  
Anonymous Dago said...

That's gross. I'd prefer to be deep inside of you.

November 21, 2007 5:54 am  
Blogger tornwordo said...

Why did you make my mind go to Oprah's vaginal interior? Why?

November 21, 2007 7:05 am  
Blogger Chris said...

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

November 21, 2007 8:48 am  
Blogger Marquis said...

Ok Steven, you made your point in a round about gross kinda way. Did you ever see the SNL skit they did about her Favorite Things Show. OMG! it was so damn funny.

November 21, 2007 9:17 am  
Blogger Shirley Heezgay! said...

OFT is the show I have often dreamed of being part of. Damn those bitches.

November 21, 2007 10:02 am  
Blogger Lewis said...

Isn't it wild what we go nuts over? I heard a news anchor talking about "this is one of THE places to find yourself at the holiday season...."....and I'm thinking, Oprah? How weird. But, I'm with you....I'd go in a heartbeat.

November 21, 2007 10:10 am  
Blogger Random Thinker said...

didn't you just love that refrigerator?

November 21, 2007 11:13 am  
Blogger Chris said...

I have posted my least favorite of her favorite things. And I'll bet I'm not alone in this one.

November 21, 2007 11:33 am  
Blogger hot-lunch said...

i heard it was goin to be on and i totally missed it. in other news, i also don't watch The Hills i'm afraid, so didn't get to see your cameo!!! :(

November 21, 2007 11:54 am  
Blogger alexsander said...

its all a big commercial, buy buy buy...waste

November 21, 2007 2:18 pm  
Blogger Preposterous Ponderings said...

Now that is what you call desperation!


I bet she has crotch rot.

November 21, 2007 6:29 pm  
Blogger Sooo-this-is-me said...

You just made me think of Oprah in a whole new way that I never thought of before, and hope to never think of ever again in that way. You are so sweetly evil Steven! I would kiss major ass to get on that show however! ;)

Steven

November 21, 2007 7:52 pm  
Blogger Paul said...

Thanks for that tampon visual! I need to go wash my eyes out with soap and warm water now!

November 22, 2007 12:30 pm  
Blogger Single Guy said...

Did you watch the one yesterday??? I want a doll!

November 22, 2007 3:39 pm  
Blogger DavisMcDavis said...

Blasphemer! Oprah doesn't use tampons - like a chicken, She lays eggs instead of menstrating, magical eggs filled with big diamond earrings and cashmere twin sets.

November 22, 2007 11:01 pm  
Blogger Anthony said...

thats just twisted... your are like Charles and Camilla all those years ago.

November 23, 2007 12:05 am  
Anonymous photogreg said...

Well then you'd be the hottest thing ever to be up her vagina.

November 24, 2007 7:06 pm  
Blogger Single Guy said...

If only I could give everyone dimples! those are some of my fav things!

November 25, 2007 10:31 pm  

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