These are a few of my favourite things
After watching Oprah's "Favourite Things" episode, I never realized people could go apeshit when given free cupcakes and foaming sponges.
Yet, out of desperation, I would act as her ultra-absorbant (and powder fresh) tampon, located deep inside her just to be a part of that fuckin' studio audience.
Yet, out of desperation, I would act as her ultra-absorbant (and powder fresh) tampon, located deep inside her just to be a part of that fuckin' studio audience.
Authored by S at 12:00 am
19 Comments:
I got to watch the show today. I wasn't really impressed with any of the gifts. I was impressed with the total - almost $8000.
That's gross. I'd prefer to be deep inside of you.
Why did you make my mind go to Oprah's vaginal interior? Why?
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Ok Steven, you made your point in a round about gross kinda way. Did you ever see the SNL skit they did about her Favorite Things Show. OMG! it was so damn funny.
OFT is the show I have often dreamed of being part of. Damn those bitches.
Isn't it wild what we go nuts over? I heard a news anchor talking about "this is one of THE places to find yourself at the holiday season...."....and I'm thinking, Oprah? How weird. But, I'm with you....I'd go in a heartbeat.
didn't you just love that refrigerator?
I have posted my least favorite of her favorite things. And I'll bet I'm not alone in this one.
i heard it was goin to be on and i totally missed it. in other news, i also don't watch The Hills i'm afraid, so didn't get to see your cameo!!! :(
its all a big commercial, buy buy buy...waste
Now that is what you call desperation!
I bet she has crotch rot.
You just made me think of Oprah in a whole new way that I never thought of before, and hope to never think of ever again in that way. You are so sweetly evil Steven! I would kiss major ass to get on that show however! ;)
Steven
Thanks for that tampon visual! I need to go wash my eyes out with soap and warm water now!
Did you watch the one yesterday??? I want a doll!
Blasphemer! Oprah doesn't use tampons - like a chicken, She lays eggs instead of menstrating, magical eggs filled with big diamond earrings and cashmere twin sets.
thats just twisted... your are like Charles and Camilla all those years ago.
Well then you'd be the hottest thing ever to be up her vagina.
If only I could give everyone dimples! those are some of my fav things!
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