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Thursday, February 07, 2008

I know what you look like naked

As the newest edition of my nationally-recognized magazine comes in the mail, I take a quick glance at it before I throw it onto my bed. With the magazine in my hand, I look at the cover photo. My eyebrow raises and I smirk. The model on the cover is someone I know.

The only thought that starts to chime in my head is Even though I haven't fucked you (yet), I know what you look like naked...

11 Comments:

Blogger Preposterous Ponderings said...

That would be a bit awkward!

February 07, 2008 12:26 am  
Blogger Silly Billy said...

Wait....you don't know what I look like naked!?!?!?!

February 07, 2008 9:51 am  
Blogger Chris said...

Compelling. Is this a closeted celebrity? Do tell. Or at least tell us what magazine it is. You're quite the tease when you want to be.

February 07, 2008 10:13 am  
Blogger about a boy said...

i wanna see!

February 07, 2008 10:14 am  
Blogger Random Thinker said...

I think the most compelling question has to be... what magazine?

with your eclectic tastes, you could be talking about Sheep Herding Illustrated.

I mean, you never said the model was human.

February 07, 2008 10:28 am  
Blogger Steven said...

RT: That is so wrong (and disgusting).

February 07, 2008 10:47 am  
Blogger alexsander said...

Michael Lucas! haha

February 07, 2008 1:16 pm  
Blogger Shirley Heezgay! said...

now steven...

that is the most salacious and lustful bit of baiting that i've ever seen that didn't result in a NAME.

put us all out of our misery.

or at least me! forget them, tell me!

(sorry guys)

February 07, 2008 2:41 pm  
Blogger Lewis said...

Oh, but you don't....yet

February 07, 2008 8:12 pm  
Anonymous RJ said...

It wasn't me was it? LOL! :-)

February 08, 2008 1:20 pm  
Blogger DavisMcDavis said...

Oh, come on - this one is too easy! Clearly it was Star Magazine, because I don't imagine that you read any other magazines (too many words!), which means it was Britney on the cover, and that means that you have seen Britney's vagina. The thing is - and I hate to tell you this - but really that doesn't make you all that special, because everyone has seen Britney naked at this point. Really! It's hard for her to get out of a car without exposing her privates, and she has all those trips to Starbucks every day, which makes for a lot of getting into and out of cars, and naturally a lot of vag exposure. The only way to avoid it would be for her to wear underpants, and clearly that's not happening any time soon....

February 11, 2008 4:06 pm  

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