I know what you look like naked
As the newest edition of my nationally-recognized magazine comes in the mail, I take a quick glance at it before I throw it onto my bed. With the magazine in my hand, I look at the cover photo. My eyebrow raises and I smirk. The model on the cover is someone I know.
The only thought that starts to chime in my head is Even though I haven't fucked you (yet), I know what you look like naked...
The only thought that starts to chime in my head is Even though I haven't fucked you (yet), I know what you look like naked...
Authored by S at 12:00 am
11 Comments:
That would be a bit awkward!
Wait....you don't know what I look like naked!?!?!?!
Compelling. Is this a closeted celebrity? Do tell. Or at least tell us what magazine it is. You're quite the tease when you want to be.
i wanna see!
I think the most compelling question has to be... what magazine?
with your eclectic tastes, you could be talking about Sheep Herding Illustrated.
I mean, you never said the model was human.
RT: That is so wrong (and disgusting).
Michael Lucas! haha
now steven...
that is the most salacious and lustful bit of baiting that i've ever seen that didn't result in a NAME.
put us all out of our misery.
or at least me! forget them, tell me!
(sorry guys)
Oh, but you don't....yet
It wasn't me was it? LOL! :-)
Oh, come on - this one is too easy! Clearly it was Star Magazine, because I don't imagine that you read any other magazines (too many words!), which means it was Britney on the cover, and that means that you have seen Britney's vagina. The thing is - and I hate to tell you this - but really that doesn't make you all that special, because everyone has seen Britney naked at this point. Really! It's hard for her to get out of a car without exposing her privates, and she has all those trips to Starbucks every day, which makes for a lot of getting into and out of cars, and naturally a lot of vag exposure. The only way to avoid it would be for her to wear underpants, and clearly that's not happening any time soon....
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