I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me.

Friday, January 30, 2009

One month, four weeks

"Hey. What's up?"


"Haven't heard from you in a couple days."




"So, how's your girlfriend?" A chuckle.

"I don't have one." Laughter.

"Ok, then how's your boyfriend?"

"How do you know David? It's not official yet."

Uh, what?

One month, four weeks. All that time wasted on this and I could've been doing something worthwhile instead of waiting around for nothing to happen.

Thankfully, it took less than 28 days to forget about S.


Blogger Doomed But Cheerful! said...

Oh, to be blessed with the attention span of a 4 year old, and the memory of a goldifsh.

January 30, 2009 12:43 am  
Blogger Phronk said...

That suuuucks. People should have to wear badges that say stuff like "taken", "looking", "taken but looking", etc.

January 30, 2009 9:18 am  
Blogger about a boy said...

lol. im not laughing at you. just at men.

January 30, 2009 11:25 am  
Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

At least it's not the AG way: five months to only never be called, again. Ever.

Good times!

January 30, 2009 12:00 pm  
Blogger Random Thinker said...

after reading this 6 times, I think I finally get it.

so, my question is, why didn't you post this on WTF Wednesday?

geez, was the snot on your sweater more critical?

January 30, 2009 6:39 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im transfixed by this curious conversation!

February 01, 2009 12:52 am  
Blogger hot-lunch said...

Wow. Fuck.


i'm sorry.

February 01, 2009 10:36 pm  
Blogger JCLL said...

Fucking prick...torch his house....

February 02, 2009 3:35 am  
Blogger TFG said...

Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall - Confucius

February 04, 2009 6:32 am  
Blogger DavisMcDavis said...

I've read it 6 times and I still don't get it.

February 09, 2009 11:42 am  

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