Friday, January 30, 2009

One month, four weeks

"Hey. What's up?"

"Hey."

"Haven't heard from you in a couple days."

"Yeah."

"Busy?"

"Yeah."

"So, how's your girlfriend?" A chuckle.

"I don't have one." Laughter.

"Ok, then how's your boyfriend?"

"How do you know David? It's not official yet."

Uh, what?

One month, four weeks. All that time wasted on this and I could've been doing something worthwhile instead of waiting around for nothing to happen.

Thankfully, it took less than 28 days to forget about S.

10 comments:

Doomed But Cheerful! said...

Oh, to be blessed with the attention span of a 4 year old, and the memory of a goldifsh.

Phronk said...

That suuuucks. People should have to wear badges that say stuff like "taken", "looking", "taken but looking", etc.

about a boy said...

lol. im not laughing at you. just at men.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

At least it's not the AG way: five months to only never be called, again. Ever.

Good times!

Random Thinker said...

after reading this 6 times, I think I finally get it.

so, my question is, why didn't you post this on WTF Wednesday?

geez, was the snot on your sweater more critical?

Tom Gaylord said...

im transfixed by this curious conversation!

hot-lunch said...

Wow. Fuck.

*hugs*

i'm sorry.

JCLL said...

Fucking prick...torch his house....

TFG said...

Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall - Confucius

DavisMcDavis said...

I've read it 6 times and I still don't get it.