I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me.

Friday, January 30, 2009

One month, four weeks

"Hey. What's up?"

"Hey."

"Haven't heard from you in a couple days."

"Yeah."

"Busy?"

"Yeah."

"So, how's your girlfriend?" A chuckle.

"I don't have one." Laughter.

"Ok, then how's your boyfriend?"

"How do you know David? It's not official yet."

Uh, what?

One month, four weeks. All that time wasted on this and I could've been doing something worthwhile instead of waiting around for nothing to happen.

Thankfully, it took less than 28 days to forget about S.

10 Comments:

Blogger Doomed But Cheerful! said...

Oh, to be blessed with the attention span of a 4 year old, and the memory of a goldifsh.

January 30, 2009 12:43 am  
Blogger Phronk said...

That suuuucks. People should have to wear badges that say stuff like "taken", "looking", "taken but looking", etc.

January 30, 2009 9:18 am  
Blogger about a boy said...

lol. im not laughing at you. just at men.

January 30, 2009 11:25 am  
Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

At least it's not the AG way: five months to only never be called, again. Ever.

Good times!

January 30, 2009 12:00 pm  
Blogger Random Thinker said...

after reading this 6 times, I think I finally get it.

so, my question is, why didn't you post this on WTF Wednesday?

geez, was the snot on your sweater more critical?

January 30, 2009 6:39 pm  
Blogger Tom Gaylord said...

im transfixed by this curious conversation!

February 01, 2009 12:52 am  
Blogger hot-lunch said...

Wow. Fuck.

*hugs*

i'm sorry.

February 01, 2009 10:36 pm  
Blogger JCLL said...

Fucking prick...torch his house....

February 02, 2009 3:35 am  
Blogger TFG said...

Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall - Confucius

February 04, 2009 6:32 am  
Blogger DavisMcDavis said...

I've read it 6 times and I still don't get it.

February 09, 2009 11:42 am  

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