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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Snot on a sweater

Why do I have to sneeze so hard that snot ends up on my black, fine-knit jersey sweater before a premiere? And why does no one tell me about the wad of goo before I leave the office?

6 Comments:

Blogger Random Thinker said...

ewwwwwwwwww...
but you left out the best part... what was the premiere?

btw, monica lewinsky should've used that excuse - that she sneezed on her dress...

January 29, 2009 9:45 am  
Blogger Doomed But Cheerful! said...

Black jersey? Maybe they thought it was a kabuki theatre, and you were invisible.

January 29, 2009 9:55 am  
Blogger Sooo-this-is-me said...

Okay just get back at them, when they have something green like lettuce stuck in their teeth, say nothing, let them walk around all day talking to people like that = payback!

January 29, 2009 10:51 am  
Blogger tornwordo said...

That's the gods amusing themselves.

January 29, 2009 5:04 pm  
Blogger Steevo said...

kinky friends?

I know, 'snot funny

[tranzymp]

January 31, 2009 12:54 am  
Blogger hot-lunch said...

my mouth is still hanging open after reading this.

February 01, 2009 10:35 pm  

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