Snot on a sweater
Why do I have to sneeze so hard that snot ends up on my black, fine-knit jersey sweater before a premiere? And why does no one tell me about the wad of goo before I leave the office?
Authored by S at 12:00 am
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
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6 Comments:
ewwwwwwwwww...
but you left out the best part... what was the premiere?
btw, monica lewinsky should've used that excuse - that she sneezed on her dress...
Black jersey? Maybe they thought it was a kabuki theatre, and you were invisible.
Okay just get back at them, when they have something green like lettuce stuck in their teeth, say nothing, let them walk around all day talking to people like that = payback!
That's the gods amusing themselves.
kinky friends?
I know, 'snot funny
[tranzymp]
my mouth is still hanging open after reading this.
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