Cancers are bad for your health

On more than one occasion, I have had the opportunity to have relationships with cancers. Whether they were friendships or romantic (or literal ones), they always result in the same outcome. Cancers are bad for your health.

Even though I should know this, I take things as they come, not knowing what will happen. Now, I can say I will know what will happen. Every. Single. Time.

Being the opposite astrological sign of mine (i.e. Capricorn), they embody the traits that I am not too favourable with: crazy, bi-polar, closed-off (crabs retreat into their shells), irrational, flighty, etc. Drama attaches itself to them like velcro. Basically, they're one of the most emotionally and psychologically unstable signs of astrology.

So if I don't want any drama in my life, I don't have to listen to Mary J. Blige. What I have to do is run far, far away from any cancers.