It takes a lot of effort to look average
While some people are born beautiful, others get beauty thrust upon them in the way of hair, makeup, lighting, and a good photographer. Then, there’s me. No amount of good genes, thrusting, hair/makeup/lighting/photographer combo can make me into a cover model.
When dealing with my appearance, it takes a lot of effort just to look average.
There’s the washing, scrubbing, shaving, exfoliating, moisturizing, tweezing, squeezing, brushing, combing, and smoothing. And, that’s just a couple of things I do to my head. I won’t even describe what happens below the neck (although you can imagine).
There is so much work to be done and so little time to do it all.
Lord knows I'll never be smokin' hot. Fuck, I’ll take lukewarm if it’s on the menu. Throw me in the microwave for a minute and see what comes out.
But, if that isn’t feasible, maybe someone will come up with a surgery that can transplant my brain into their heads. And, if there is, I’ll be the first one on that waiting list.
When dealing with my appearance, it takes a lot of effort just to look average.
There’s the washing, scrubbing, shaving, exfoliating, moisturizing, tweezing, squeezing, brushing, combing, and smoothing. And, that’s just a couple of things I do to my head. I won’t even describe what happens below the neck (although you can imagine).
There is so much work to be done and so little time to do it all.
Lord knows I'll never be smokin' hot. Fuck, I’ll take lukewarm if it’s on the menu. Throw me in the microwave for a minute and see what comes out.
But, if that isn’t feasible, maybe someone will come up with a surgery that can transplant my brain into their heads. And, if there is, I’ll be the first one on that waiting list.
Authored by S at 12:00 am
9 Comments:
Some of us might want to issue an alternate opinion on this topic. :)
I really don't think you give yourself nearly enough credit.
aspire to be yourself, Steven....
You are smokin' hot in your own rite.
My dear sweet (well, maybe not so sweet!), Steven...
You're beautiful, awesome, wonderful......and the list could go on and on. Be yourself, my friend. It's very very good.
echoing all thats been said. you are adorable! and i should know, because im cute.
Gonna have to get bien dans ta peau. It's really the only way.
I know this is trite but "average" or "hot" are all matters of perspective. Also, I think we tend to judge ourselves harsher as well.
Good post. I find that whenever I get my haircut I feel like I just got a makeover! LOL...only costs me $40 so I get a haircut every 3 weeks.
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you do all that to your hair? OMG! I have the worse hair in the world, i spent $20 everyweek in haircuts and maybe like $10 every 3 months in hair products.....
and I still look average
I kinda know what you mean with this post..... but remember you might appear smoking hot for others... sometimes we dont even know it :)
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