Two years ago

Saturday marked two years since Human Nature began it's relationship with Blogger.

After a certain period of time, things become familial: we love each other, we drive each other crazy, we can't live without one another, we have to hide the guns for fear we'll use them in a fiery blaze of glory.

Oh, and there's also the farting issue, but I'll save that for another time. Maybe I'll talk about it on our third anniversary, if we last that long. Goddamnit, you haven't touched me in such a long time that I'm considering having an affair with Wordpress...

That's right, I said it. Wordpress. Take that as a passive-aggressive warning, Blogger. Treat me right, or else I'm out the door.