Red flag

A red flag is a symbol of upcoming danger or peril. It can range from a physical being (i.e. a pylon on the road), to something of a metaphysical nature (i.e. The Ides of March). Unfortunately, sometimes I’m blind to them, even if they’re waving in front of me, like a matador's cape taunting a raging bull.

So, you can imagine how I feel when B tells me the reason he stays away from me is because I wave red flags.

Not long after, he confronts (and begins to stalk) me on msn and tells me that I'm a strange person and he was "right about me" because I disappeared off the face of the earth and never contacted him. I, being like the defense attorney I play on Law & Order: T.O., tell him that I was the one who returned his last phone call and I was the one who returned his last e-mail (and I have documented evidence to support my case). He was the one who disappeared off the face of the planet, not me.

He retorts in saying that he lost his phone and didn't have my number (a lousy excuse), and with that, he lost all his other contacts (sympathy votes don't count in this courtroom). I tell him it happens and that he should've backed them up, like I do. And, if he really wanted to get in contact with me, he should've just checked his hotmail account because I know he had my name as a contact (that's how he was able to cyber-stalk me).

Whatever.

B is clearly off his rocker and should see a therapist to elicit medication and a series of shock therapy treatments (with the electrodes placed on his nuts) because, from what I can tell, he needs it. But, I shouldn't be too surprised at the end result. I tend to find every crazy person within a 100-mile radius.

Goddamnit, I must be colour blind.

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